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State your Full Name
Tony Murchison, cub’s honour.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I don’t know what it is called, but I am fond of that cheese that you eat with crackers. That cheese is very yellow and delicious.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
I don’t think I could kill anyone, that would be very bad. Unless, they were Russian spies. Are either of them a Russian spy? Carrottop sounds like a codename that Control would give a Russian spy. Control is the head of the British Secret Intelligence Service so he has to give codenames to both agents and enemies. If he’s on our side I probably should not kill him. That would be very bad indeed.
3. What time is it where you are?
My watch says it is just past eleven o’clock. Control used to like coffee. I used to bring a cup to him every day at eleven o’clock before I was fired. We used to have nice discussions. I even brought him a cup with a red bow on his birthday . . .
*wistful stare*
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
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5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
I think I might call it East Germany and Related Satellites. I used to be the Subsection Chief of the East Germany and Related Satellites desk, but then I was fired. I still miss the desk though. I could sit behind the counter and put a sign up and pretend it was my desk.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
I don’t honestly know. Marriage seems very troublesome to me. When you are married the wife is always calling up to see where the husband is and if he is not where she thinks he is things can be very confusing .
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
You should probably invest in folders, but make sure they are the right colour. Control’s secretary Valerie used to put everything in buff coloured folders, but then we switched over to the blue which was much nicer looking. Blue makes people happy and when you work in the Secret Service you do not want to be depressed when reading about threats to the Empire.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
In the Secret Service I learned many important skills. I know how to conduct an interrogation and look through a telescupe. A telescupe is a code word for a telescope, but we don’t say telescope so the Russians cannot eavesdrop and figure out what technology we have.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I can make you a cup of coffee.
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. _____ Tony Murchison _______
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. _____ Tony Murchison ______.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. ____ Tony Murchison _______.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. _____Tony Murchison ________"