Application for APOS (Daughters of Mnemosyne)
((Though I use 'he' Apos is actually a hermaphrodite. But since he seems to identify and dress like a male, I've decided to use it in narration. His voice, similarly, sounds male.))
A blond haired young man wearing black wandered in through the door of the sorting room, carrying a wicker basket of blue orbs in one hand, and a broad sword in the other. The blue orbs seemed to have something within their cores shifting, twining endlessly, as they radiated light.
He looked around, clearly amused at his surroundings, and then came to a stop at the desk. He took a seat on the chair, placed the wicker basket on the table beside the parchment and the floating quill.
He read.
State your full name.
"Apos," he said, watching the quill as it scratched along the parchment, then moved on to the next question, hovering, waiting for his next answer.
Making an amused sound, he crossed one leg over the other, and his arms over his chest, his fingers wrapped around the hilt of his sword loosely.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
"I don't have a favourite cheese, really. However I do love to eat memories," he said, tilting his head a little.
He smiled, his eyes narrowing just a little as he chuckled and thought of the countless women he had devoured. He loved to eat them too, of course. He said nothing about them however, preferring to play things close to the chest for now.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
He didn't know these two, but he considered the question regardless. "Barney," he said.
3. What time is it where you are?
"Time is meaningless to me. I will live until the end of time." He was the Guardian, after all.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Ah, now this was his kind of a question. Sexual harassment was more his kind of fun, when it really came down to it. There was nothing more amusing than watching the immortal women suffer as he touched them, fucked them, devoured them as they cried for more, unable to help themselves.
"Just one?" he asked. He uncrossed his hands from his chest and held them forward, his sword somewhat forgotten, though it was still in his hand, and tipped his head back to look up at the ceiling with a dreamy look. "Why not have them all? A mass orgy of reluctant lovers? I could think of nothing more satisfying, more amusing. The cries and screams, the blood, oh...the blood."
He shivered, smiled. Ah, his heart raced at the mere thought.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
He thought. "Freya's Kiss."
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
"Ah, if you're partial to marriage, there is no religion that could say that you could only have one or the other. Marriage to the both of them should be possible, accepted."
As a self-proclaimed god, Apos would have allowed it amongst his followers. As long as they allowed him to fuck and kill whomever he desired, made those pretty little sounds as they died.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
He tilted his head. "Paperwork? I have no interest in such a menial thing, much less answering questions about it."
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
He threw his head back and laughed. He was a god! He was certainly not useless and he didn't have to explain any different.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
This made him pause. He looked thoughtful, scoring the table with the tip of the sword lightly. His eyes fell upon the orbs in the wicker basket. "Shall I give you the memories of immortals?" he asked, referring to the blue orbs in the basket. "But there are so many other gifts I can offer."
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. __Apos_____
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ___Apos_____.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. ____Apos____.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. _____Apos_____"
A blond haired young man wearing black wandered in through the door of the sorting room, carrying a wicker basket of blue orbs in one hand, and a broad sword in the other. The blue orbs seemed to have something within their cores shifting, twining endlessly, as they radiated light.
He looked around, clearly amused at his surroundings, and then came to a stop at the desk. He took a seat on the chair, placed the wicker basket on the table beside the parchment and the floating quill.
He read.
State your full name.
"Apos," he said, watching the quill as it scratched along the parchment, then moved on to the next question, hovering, waiting for his next answer.
Making an amused sound, he crossed one leg over the other, and his arms over his chest, his fingers wrapped around the hilt of his sword loosely.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
"I don't have a favourite cheese, really. However I do love to eat memories," he said, tilting his head a little.
He smiled, his eyes narrowing just a little as he chuckled and thought of the countless women he had devoured. He loved to eat them too, of course. He said nothing about them however, preferring to play things close to the chest for now.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
He didn't know these two, but he considered the question regardless. "Barney," he said.
3. What time is it where you are?
"Time is meaningless to me. I will live until the end of time." He was the Guardian, after all.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Ah, now this was his kind of a question. Sexual harassment was more his kind of fun, when it really came down to it. There was nothing more amusing than watching the immortal women suffer as he touched them, fucked them, devoured them as they cried for more, unable to help themselves.
"Just one?" he asked. He uncrossed his hands from his chest and held them forward, his sword somewhat forgotten, though it was still in his hand, and tipped his head back to look up at the ceiling with a dreamy look. "Why not have them all? A mass orgy of reluctant lovers? I could think of nothing more satisfying, more amusing. The cries and screams, the blood, oh...the blood."
He shivered, smiled. Ah, his heart raced at the mere thought.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
He thought. "Freya's Kiss."
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
"Ah, if you're partial to marriage, there is no religion that could say that you could only have one or the other. Marriage to the both of them should be possible, accepted."
As a self-proclaimed god, Apos would have allowed it amongst his followers. As long as they allowed him to fuck and kill whomever he desired, made those pretty little sounds as they died.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
He tilted his head. "Paperwork? I have no interest in such a menial thing, much less answering questions about it."
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
He threw his head back and laughed. He was a god! He was certainly not useless and he didn't have to explain any different.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
This made him pause. He looked thoughtful, scoring the table with the tip of the sword lightly. His eyes fell upon the orbs in the wicker basket. "Shall I give you the memories of immortals?" he asked, referring to the blue orbs in the basket. "But there are so many other gifts I can offer."
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. __Apos_____
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ___Apos_____.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. ____Apos____.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. _____Apos_____"