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arrogantmage in hogwarts_hocus

totally and completely anonymous compy post

Sep 09, 2009 01:42

(To ensure complete and uncompromised anonymity, Lezard actually went to the trouble of typing this while disembodied. How could he type without fingers? The same way a ghost could move objects, perhaps. Ask the videogame programmers. Alternatively, ask Homsar or the Sorting Hat.)

Who is the gayest man in this school? I have some questions ( Read more... )

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Anon cause he totally doesn't want to deal with him 12panelwonder September 9 2009, 05:46:43 UTC

Kurama.

completely anonymous arrogantmage September 9 2009, 05:47:47 UTC

Do you think so? Please give reasons. I do not wish to waste my time securing an interview with less than the gayest of the gay.

Re: completely anonymous 12panelwonder September 9 2009, 05:50:04 UTC

Well, he's got a fondness for pink, always flirting with men, and is dating a very...colorful man.

completely anonymous arrogantmage September 9 2009, 06:16:10 UTC

This sounds promising. On a scale from 1 to 10, 1 being an inanimate object and 10 being the point at which no man could be gayer, what numerical value would you assign to Kurama? Feel free to avail yourself of decimals to the nearest thousandth.

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Sverige nordic_stoic September 9 2009, 05:48:45 UTC

Some...purple thing.

completely anonymous arrogantmage September 9 2009, 05:49:56 UTC

Do you think so? Please give reasons. I do not wish to waste my time securing an interview with less than the gayest of the gay.

(Lezard had not learned how to copy and paste yet. He had to type out the same response all over again.)

Sverige nordic_stoic September 9 2009, 05:56:35 UTC

He has something called gaydar. He was far too fascinated with my wife. (My wife's actually male.) He said something about marrying a man named...Mika?

(that was what he heard Mikaw as)

anon anon anon arrogantmage September 9 2009, 06:01:14 UTC

If your wife is a man, you may also qualify as gay, is that not so?

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7days sada_chan September 9 2009, 05:51:43 UTC

Why, Gay-san, of course! But he's struggling with his identity.

specs_yagami papayagami September 9 2009, 05:53:27 UTC

I AM NOT GAY!

7days sada_chan September 9 2009, 05:55:47 UTC

I understand it's difficult for you, Gay-san.

specs_yagami papayagami September 9 2009, 05:57:17 UTC

It is NOT difficult for me because I am not gay! I have a wife!

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osterrich livingaustria September 9 2009, 05:52:36 UTC

I would say France, since he is the embodiment of free love, and he does have gay Paris and he has slept with many of the other countries, but that does include all the female ones as well. He's only gay by majority, I suppose.

absolutely 100% anonymous arrogantmage September 9 2009, 06:00:23 UTC

Would you describe him as ambiguously gay?

osterrich livingaustria September 9 2009, 06:05:36 UTC

Ambiguous my foot. He'd flirt with anyone that could talk.

no1_baguette le_franceypants September 9 2009, 06:17:20 UTC

Ah, how ironic! And here I was going to nominate you mon ami. Great minds, non?

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appleoverlord ringo_raver September 9 2009, 06:02:25 UTC

Teru Mikami, cause he has pretty hair and looks like a girl and totally has a crush on Light and is the prettiest boy at Hogwarts. Oh, and I think I saw him kissing a boy once.

((He's lying. He never saw it))

BEOWULF iam_beowulf September 9 2009, 06:03:41 UTC

I KNOW THAT NAME. IT IS ANOTHER NAME FOR SACK JOE.

WHO DID HE KISS??!?!?!

appleoverlord ringo_raver September 9 2009, 06:16:27 UTC

I dunno. His face was obscured so I couldn't see his name.

BEOWULF iam_beowulf September 9 2009, 06:18:05 UTC

YOU ARE CONCEALING THEIR LAWLESS LOVE! I NEED NOT BE TOLD. I ALREADY KNOW IN MY HEART.

IT IS PYARAY! I HAVE WONDERED WHO COULD WIN THE AFFECTIONS OF PYARAY. NOW EVERYTHING BECOMES CLEAR TO ME.

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