totally and completely anonymous compy post

[arrogantmage]

(To ensure complete and uncompromised anonymity, Lezard actually went to the trouble of typing this while disembodied. How could he type without fingers? The same way a ghost could move objects, perhaps. Ask the videogame programmers. Alternatively, ask Homsar or the Sorting Hat.)

Who is the gayest man in this school? I have some questions

Comments

Sverige

[nordic_stoic]

Some...purple thing.

completely anonymous

[arrogantmage]

Do you think so? Please give reasons. I do not wish to waste my time securing an interview with less than the gayest of the gay.

(Lezard had not learned how to copy and paste yet. He had to type out the same response all over again.)

Sverige

[nordic_stoic]

He has something called gaydar. He was far too fascinated with my wife. (My wife's actually male.) He said something about marrying a man named...Mika?

(that was what he heard Mikaw as)

anon anon anon

[arrogantmage]

If your wife is a man, you may also qualify as gay, is that not so?

Sverige

[nordic_stoic]

.....sort of. He's more gay though.

so very anonymous

[arrogantmage]

To surpass in gayness a man who has married another man, this purple thing must be very gay indeed. I find this a promising trail to follow. If you would be so kind, please describe this purple thing further, in order that he may be located and interrogated.

Sverige

[nordic_stoic]

He's got an upside down triangle on his head. Some voice follows him around. I think his name's Tinky Winky.

anon

[arrogantmage]

Interesting. Would you say this pursuing voice instructs him or otherwise influences him in his gayness?

Sverige

[nordic_stoic]

I don't know. I was more concerned with putting distance between me and him. He was...frightening.

anon

[arrogantmage]

Monsters do not frighten me.

Sverige

[nordic_stoic]

Then good luck with interviewing him.