Application : Elrond (Lord of the Rings)
((Elrond apped with permission by the other LotR muns. He's got pretty mad powers, but, they're of a subtle nature. He's somewhere below Glorfindel in power, but above the average elf, and has one of the Three Rings of the Elves, Vilya, the Ring of Air. What Vilya specifically does isn't mentioned anywhere I'm aware of, but, it seems reasonable to presume that it aids in healing/magic as a sort of amplifier. I don't recall a mention of Elrond owning a specific Elven sword, but, he's Lord of Imladris, so I think it can be presumed he's got one.))
An elegantly-featured man, or at least what appeared to be with a passing glance, observed the Sorting Room with somber grey eyes, wondering just where he was. Any who spared him more than a passing glance would quickly note that the man's features were too refined and and inhuman, and his ears too pointed- there was something human to him, but, it was very understated after any lengthy look at the man- for he was Peredhel, Half-Elven. His dress was that of the Elven folk, a somber robe and cape in soft shades of grey, and he wore a runed sword at his side, and a silver circlet on his brow. On his hand he wore a band of gold set with a large blue gem.
Elrond had found himself in an entirely unknown place. This was not what was supposed to be here. He didn't remember this room from any of the halls of Imladris, which he knew so well, being the master of the Last Homely House, and having dwelt there for thousands of years. He had found himself filled with dire worries and misgivings about a situation that was pivotal to the future of the world, at least, that of his own. Would the nine walkers even make it to Gondor? Four of them were lucky to have made it to Rivendell, and that was only because Aragorn stepped in. And Aragorn. . . the ranger had filled him with a deeper, more personally worry. Even if their quest succeeded, what would this mean for Arwen? He had spent most of a night awake worrying about these matters. Eventually, it reached the point where he thought that perhaps a friend's sage advice could prove a beneficial thing to seek- the last thing he recalled was setting out to find his herald and close friend.
Instead, he found this place. Magic was nothing new to Elrond, and he could not sense any taint or reek of evil in the room, so he did not panic. The magic was unfamiliar, but did not feel malevolent. His attention was drawn to a quill and parchment laid out upon a table, which he went to examine, finding a list of questions.
These are strange questions! But I can see little harm in answering them. It seemed as if it was the right thing to do in light of the unusual circumstances, so he took up the quill and answered them to the best of his ability.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Any cheese that is partaken of in the company of good friends is superior to dining on the finest cheese alone.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
I am unfamiliar with these names, and they do not sound Orcish. Unless they are creatures of ill-intent, I would not be inclined to slay either one. The names have a Shire-like ring to them, and I bear only good will for the Shire-folk.
3. What time is it where you are?
If I am still within the halls of Imladris, the sun shall soon be rising. If I am elsewhere, I do not know.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Elrond found this question to be somewhat surprising. Harass? Sexual harrassment was one of those virtually unknown things in Elvish culture. In fact, Elvish sexual values probably would have gone over well with Puritans. This question seemed to be asking to presume someone else's actions, however, so he answered it as best he could.
I would not 'sexually harass' anyone. Even if I were not married, I would not treat another so disrespectfully. I also would not force this Albus Dumbledore to do anything. Such behavior is the way of the Dark Lord and his followers.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
If these questions were intended for another, please accept my apologies. For I am not a bartender. If I did have a bar, it would not be dark.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
These questions kept getting stranger. Weren't all three names masculine names that might have roots in the Shire? Elven sexuality was the opposite of liberated, and Elrond found himself rather upset at the question. It perplexed the Elven mind.
I do not know Harry, and do not believe it is my place to determine who he should marry. But it sounds as if all three of them are men? I am not sure how a man can marry a man. But, if Harry must choose, he should choose for love.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Perhaps you have been working alone? Comrades should never be under-valued. Maybe you should consider hiring an assistant.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
If I were useless, I would not exist. All things fall within the Valar's plan, with the possible exception of the Dark Lord. But even he may be within Illuvatar's plans. I do not know, for only Illuvatar is All-Knowing.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I have only those things which I carry. I cannot part with them all, and certainly not my ring, for I am sworn to take care of it. My cape, however, is light as fine silk, but will keep you warm through the worst weather. My sword, although I would prefer not to part with it, is of Elven craftsmanship. It is light but strong, and its edge will never dull. My skills are perhaps a better offer than material possessions. I am a healer, and versed in ancient runes and the magic of the Eldar.
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. _Elrond_
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. _Elrond_.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. _Elrond_.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. _Elrond_"
An elegantly-featured man, or at least what appeared to be with a passing glance, observed the Sorting Room with somber grey eyes, wondering just where he was. Any who spared him more than a passing glance would quickly note that the man's features were too refined and and inhuman, and his ears too pointed- there was something human to him, but, it was very understated after any lengthy look at the man- for he was Peredhel, Half-Elven. His dress was that of the Elven folk, a somber robe and cape in soft shades of grey, and he wore a runed sword at his side, and a silver circlet on his brow. On his hand he wore a band of gold set with a large blue gem.
Elrond had found himself in an entirely unknown place. This was not what was supposed to be here. He didn't remember this room from any of the halls of Imladris, which he knew so well, being the master of the Last Homely House, and having dwelt there for thousands of years. He had found himself filled with dire worries and misgivings about a situation that was pivotal to the future of the world, at least, that of his own. Would the nine walkers even make it to Gondor? Four of them were lucky to have made it to Rivendell, and that was only because Aragorn stepped in. And Aragorn. . . the ranger had filled him with a deeper, more personally worry. Even if their quest succeeded, what would this mean for Arwen? He had spent most of a night awake worrying about these matters. Eventually, it reached the point where he thought that perhaps a friend's sage advice could prove a beneficial thing to seek- the last thing he recalled was setting out to find his herald and close friend.
Instead, he found this place. Magic was nothing new to Elrond, and he could not sense any taint or reek of evil in the room, so he did not panic. The magic was unfamiliar, but did not feel malevolent. His attention was drawn to a quill and parchment laid out upon a table, which he went to examine, finding a list of questions.
These are strange questions! But I can see little harm in answering them. It seemed as if it was the right thing to do in light of the unusual circumstances, so he took up the quill and answered them to the best of his ability.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Any cheese that is partaken of in the company of good friends is superior to dining on the finest cheese alone.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
I am unfamiliar with these names, and they do not sound Orcish. Unless they are creatures of ill-intent, I would not be inclined to slay either one. The names have a Shire-like ring to them, and I bear only good will for the Shire-folk.
3. What time is it where you are?
If I am still within the halls of Imladris, the sun shall soon be rising. If I am elsewhere, I do not know.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Elrond found this question to be somewhat surprising. Harass? Sexual harrassment was one of those virtually unknown things in Elvish culture. In fact, Elvish sexual values probably would have gone over well with Puritans. This question seemed to be asking to presume someone else's actions, however, so he answered it as best he could.
I would not 'sexually harass' anyone. Even if I were not married, I would not treat another so disrespectfully. I also would not force this Albus Dumbledore to do anything. Such behavior is the way of the Dark Lord and his followers.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
If these questions were intended for another, please accept my apologies. For I am not a bartender. If I did have a bar, it would not be dark.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
These questions kept getting stranger. Weren't all three names masculine names that might have roots in the Shire? Elven sexuality was the opposite of liberated, and Elrond found himself rather upset at the question. It perplexed the Elven mind.
I do not know Harry, and do not believe it is my place to determine who he should marry. But it sounds as if all three of them are men? I am not sure how a man can marry a man. But, if Harry must choose, he should choose for love.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Perhaps you have been working alone? Comrades should never be under-valued. Maybe you should consider hiring an assistant.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
If I were useless, I would not exist. All things fall within the Valar's plan, with the possible exception of the Dark Lord. But even he may be within Illuvatar's plans. I do not know, for only Illuvatar is All-Knowing.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I have only those things which I carry. I cannot part with them all, and certainly not my ring, for I am sworn to take care of it. My cape, however, is light as fine silk, but will keep you warm through the worst weather. My sword, although I would prefer not to part with it, is of Elven craftsmanship. It is light but strong, and its edge will never dull. My skills are perhaps a better offer than material possessions. I am a healer, and versed in ancient runes and the magic of the Eldar.
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. _Elrond_
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. _Elrond_.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. _Elrond_.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. _Elrond_"