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The Application:
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Anything my mum comes up with. Nobody makes cheese like my mum. It's always good. Especially with some wine or ale.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
That purple thing? Definitely first. Tis a dragon, is it not? It deserves to die a bloody painful death. But it's better not bleed in its hoarde, I need the money.
3. What time is it where you are?
2:03 PM
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Whathisface...Ron! Pointing out the obvious, being a voracious food hound and a coward is my job, I've been doing it or years. Years upon years ahead of him. He was based off me. I swear. ...I'm getting my lawyer.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
Hufflepuff. Tee hee, funny name.
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Uh...the Green Dragon?
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Harry winds up married to neither but rather ends up suffering quietly alone in the dark before snapping and taking a giant ass ship to "heaven". Which sounds suspiciously familiar. I know I've heard that story before...somewhere...
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Paperwork...work? WORK! No, no, no never use that word again. It makes my ears burn.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I accidentally on purpose killed some orcs once. And I can drink more than you can in an hour. And eat more. And be more flatulent.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I have hobbit sized armor, of great worth in my country, as well as a sword used in the Battles of the Ring. And food. I always have food and drink. So, if you're looking for the party... ;)
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Anything my mum comes up with. Nobody makes cheese like my mum. It's always good. Especially with some wine or ale.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
That purple thing? Definitely first. Tis a dragon, is it not? It deserves to die a bloody painful death. But it's better not bleed in its hoarde, I need the money.
3. What time is it where you are?
2:03 PM
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Whathisface...Ron! Pointing out the obvious, being a voracious food hound and a coward is my job, I've been doing it or years. Years upon years ahead of him. He was based off me. I swear. ...I'm getting my lawyer.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
Hufflepuff. Tee hee, funny name.
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Uh...the Green Dragon?
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Harry winds up married to neither but rather ends up suffering quietly alone in the dark before snapping and taking a giant ass ship to "heaven". Which sounds suspiciously familiar. I know I've heard that story before...somewhere...
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Paperwork...work? WORK! No, no, no never use that word again. It makes my ears burn.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I accidentally on purpose killed some orcs once. And I can drink more than you can in an hour. And eat more. And be more flatulent.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I have hobbit sized armor, of great worth in my country, as well as a sword used in the Battles of the Ring. And food. I always have food and drink. So, if you're looking for the party... ;)