Compy Post - Dating Advice for the Crazy and the Diabolical!

[whosneverbeen]

Discression is not something Luna is good at, and so everyone who checks their Hogwarts e-mail will have received the following

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[red_eyed_l]

B thinks red is a pretty color to wear.

Which might explain a lot actually.

[vislor_turlough]

Yeah, I've got some advice. DON'T. Lezard is an idiot. You don't want to be thought of as an idiot too, do you?

posted by a user whose handle is "krog"

[doctor_hook]

It's good you're prepared, just take it easy, OK? You don't need to go all the way on your first date.

And here I thought Snape's class wasn't necessary

Just have fun and be yourself. Good luck.

posted by a user whose handle is "deadgirl"

[missprimavera]

Perfume? Wear Devil's Claw. Trust me, it's irresistible.

If you don't have any, I'll owl you some. Your real name's Luna?

[dungbombsrule]

Luna,

Good luck Luna! Just try not to wear any hats (unless he's seen you with one before and liked it. Maybe play it safe on the first date, though). And why stick to Muggle contraceptives? Charms are more comfortable, and when they go wrong, it can be hilarious! I've seen the diagrams in the books!

Ron