Compy Post - Dating Advice for the Crazy and the Diabolical!

[whosneverbeen]

Discression is not something Luna is good at, and so everyone who checks their Hogwarts e-mail will have received the following:

SQUEE!

I HAVE AN ACTUAL DATE TONIGHT! With a bloke named Lezard Valeth. I'm told he is exactly my type.

I'm all confused and flustered.

Someone quick! Give me suggestions! How should I dress? Should I wear perfume? I'm already planning to bring condoms. Am I forgetting anything else?

Thanks for any help!

Luna