Sexual Education Class, with Professor Snape
The following note appears on the door, along with a list. It is in angry green ink and there are places, noticeably George's name and Mystina's, where the quill has actually split the paper:
Sexual Education Class
Students below have seats prepared for them. Lezard Valeth is excused as he wishes due to Clear Forgery on the sign-up sheet. Professors and TAs may naturally attend as they wish. Chairs will be set for them at the left side of the class.
Seats are arranged as follows: Gryffindors on the far left by the professor's chairs. Slytherin centre left, Bitchiwitch in the centre, Hufflepuff centre right and Ravenclaw on the far right.
Slytherin
Dwight Schrute
Lezard Valeth
Light Yagami
Mello
Miles Vorkosigan (Professor)
Dr. Owen Harper (TA)
Ronald B. Weasley (Professor)
Sanada Yukimura
Vesper Lynd
Ravenclaw
Dieter Prohl
Kusuriyuri (Professor)
Luna Lovegood
Meg Murray
Mystina (to be seated far away from G. Weasley)
Near
Ram Spitzburg (to be seated at the front due to self-esteem problems)
River Tam
Ryuk
Wishbone
Hufflepuff
A
Carrie White
Tako the Octopus
Teru Mikami
Walter Sullivan
Bitchiwitch
Evan Ferguson
Gryffindor
BEOWOLF
Brienne of Tarth
George Weasley
Capt. Jack Harkness (Professor)
James Bond
Naomi Misora
Selvetarm
Soichiro Yagami
Prof. S. Snape.
((ooc Severus does not actually know anyone, so if you have not met him feel free to sit as you wish if that is something you would do. He will, however, count, being both nervous and suspicious.))
The classroom has been decorated with a series of highly graphical diagrams of internal and external sexual organs. Severus has also installed diagrams in exploded view of the nerves of the head, neck and of the hands and a large more than life-size one of major blood vessels. He is proud of these. There is a great deal of red ink overlaying the green and black and the model's skull grins eerily. The original notice was nothing compared to the sheer size and hideous detail of his actual diagrams. They are imposing.
Frowning furiously, Severus waits for the students to enter, his wand ready for minor hexes. Simply from the sign-up list he expects disorder. He will deal with it harshly and immediately. Then there are the studious and sincere Ravenclaw like Wishbone, and his own Slytherin that he hopes to protect by Education. What a contrast. At each desk there is an assignment:
Sexual Education
Part I
Please circumnavigate the room quietly in an orderly way and sketch on your papers the following basic organs, giving a brief description of their functions. As per the Accompanying Booklet If you have any questions, I shall be available for queries as I move among you.
Penis - Shaft, Glans,
Scrotum, Testicles and Urethra
Vagina - Labia, Hymen, Urethra, Clitoris
Cervix, Ovaries, Fallopian Tubes, Uterus
Rectum and Anus
Prostate Gland
Breast
Nipple
Sexual Education Class
Students below have seats prepared for them. Lezard Valeth is excused as he wishes due to Clear Forgery on the sign-up sheet. Professors and TAs may naturally attend as they wish. Chairs will be set for them at the left side of the class.
Seats are arranged as follows: Gryffindors on the far left by the professor's chairs. Slytherin centre left, Bitchiwitch in the centre, Hufflepuff centre right and Ravenclaw on the far right.
Slytherin
Dwight Schrute
Lezard Valeth
Light Yagami
Mello
Miles Vorkosigan (Professor)
Dr. Owen Harper (TA)
Ronald B. Weasley (Professor)
Sanada Yukimura
Vesper Lynd
Ravenclaw
Dieter Prohl
Kusuriyuri (Professor)
Luna Lovegood
Meg Murray
Mystina (to be seated far away from G. Weasley)
Near
Ram Spitzburg (to be seated at the front due to self-esteem problems)
River Tam
Ryuk
Wishbone
Hufflepuff
A
Carrie White
Tako the Octopus
Teru Mikami
Walter Sullivan
Bitchiwitch
Evan Ferguson
Gryffindor
BEOWOLF
Brienne of Tarth
George Weasley
Capt. Jack Harkness (Professor)
James Bond
Naomi Misora
Selvetarm
Soichiro Yagami
Prof. S. Snape.
((ooc Severus does not actually know anyone, so if you have not met him feel free to sit as you wish if that is something you would do. He will, however, count, being both nervous and suspicious.))
The classroom has been decorated with a series of highly graphical diagrams of internal and external sexual organs. Severus has also installed diagrams in exploded view of the nerves of the head, neck and of the hands and a large more than life-size one of major blood vessels. He is proud of these. There is a great deal of red ink overlaying the green and black and the model's skull grins eerily. The original notice was nothing compared to the sheer size and hideous detail of his actual diagrams. They are imposing.
Frowning furiously, Severus waits for the students to enter, his wand ready for minor hexes. Simply from the sign-up list he expects disorder. He will deal with it harshly and immediately. Then there are the studious and sincere Ravenclaw like Wishbone, and his own Slytherin that he hopes to protect by Education. What a contrast. At each desk there is an assignment:
Sexual Education
Part I
Please circumnavigate the room quietly in an orderly way and sketch on your papers the following basic organs, giving a brief description of their functions. As per the Accompanying Booklet If you have any questions, I shall be available for queries as I move among you.
Penis - Shaft, Glans,
Scrotum, Testicles and Urethra
Vagina - Labia, Hymen, Urethra, Clitoris
Cervix, Ovaries, Fallopian Tubes, Uterus
Rectum and Anus
Prostate Gland
Breast
Nipple