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Apparitions Class

Sep 26, 2008 01:41

((So class is open to anyone, but only the people who signed up are able to find empty desks. Everyone else can either stand in back to watch the debacle or drag chairs in from another room.))Homestar spent most of the morning trying to remember what it was he was supposed to do that day. He knew it had to be very important, but since it wasn't ( Read more... )

strong sad, charles foster ofdensen, luna lovegood, meg murry, homsar, sunflora, homestar runner, classes, soichiro yagami, vislor turlough, miles vorkosigan, chairman kaga, teru mikami, dwight schrute

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Three shots in one papayagami September 26 2008, 14:54:38 UTC

Turlough, Soichiro, and Ofdensen just stared at Homestar before leaving. They have just found the worst excuse for a class ever.

Re: Three shots in one wrinklesintime September 26 2008, 16:53:23 UTC

Seeing that no less than three of the people in the class had gotten up to leave, Meg did likewise, though she did manage to resist the almost irresistible impulse to slam the door behind her.

"Wait up!" she called, jogging after Ofdensen. "Can you believe that? What the heck kind of class was that?" She was all set to go off on a rant of possibly epic propoertions when she noticed the bandages. "Oh my goodness, are you all right?" she asked.

Re: Three shots in one charlesofdensen September 26 2008, 16:56:30 UTC

Ofdensen waved Meg's question off. "I popped, ended up attacked by an assassin, then unpopped back here." It did occur to him that if he had unpopped only seconds later, he could have died. Thank god for the no-kill rule.

"I don't know. At least the other professors make an attempt at competence." Clearly, he hasn't attended Homsar's class yet.

Re: Three shots in one wrinklesintime September 26 2008, 17:01:20 UTC

"I don't know about that," Meg said, also thinking of Homsar. "I think some of them could give him a run for his money." She still gave him a slightly concerned look. "Well, I'm glad you're OK. Any interest in going to the library to see what it is we could have been learning about but didn't?"

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omg_sunflora September 26 2008, 14:55:40 UTC

Sunflora did not know better. She did not know who Santa Claus or the Terminator were either. So she raised her leaf.

"Professor? What's Santa Claus and the Terminator?"

spinmybuzzer September 26 2008, 19:20:27 UTC

"You don't know who Santa Claus is?" Homestar gaped openly. The Terminator, he could understand. But how could anyone not know who Santa Claus was? Well, that had to be remedied, and quickly. "He's only the bestest guy in the whole world! Every Decemberween, Santa Claus flies around the world on his magic...er..." something with antlers... "magic flying moose and leaves socks filled with like candy and stuff for all the nice boys and girls. And...talking plants. Oh, yeah, and the Terminator is an evil alien robot from future." He paused a moment to make sure he hadn't forgotten anything, then nodded.

omg_sunflora September 26 2008, 19:26:11 UTC

"Santa Claus sounds wonderful!" Her question answered, Sunflora looked for someone to work on her essay with.

gourmetchairman September 26 2008, 14:58:35 UTC

Chairman Kaga has a better sense of humor than the first three. He just chuckled quietly from his chair and stood up, looking for a partner to work on this essay with.

Though he expressed doubt that Homestar really meant five million words. Surely he meant five hundred.

homsarhomsar September 29 2008, 04:23:57 UTC

Chairman Kaga's sense of humor was about to be put to the test.

"DaaaAAAAaaaAAAAaaaAAAA! Hasta la pizza, baby!" Homsar shouted as he blibbled over.

gourmetchairman September 29 2008, 04:29:55 UTC

He blinked. Then blinked again.

"Hello?" he asked the...whatever Homsar was. "Would you like to work on the essay with me?"

homsarhomsar September 29 2008, 05:20:31 UTC

Homsar's hat did a 360. People often asked him to go away and never come back. Kaga was far friendlier!

"DaaaAAAAaaaAAAAaaaAAAA! I'll put the tag in your team! Kashooooooooo!" he replied eagerly.

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whosneverbeen September 26 2008, 16:09:56 UTC

Luna rather enjoyed that class. True, she had not learned anything about Aparating, but if they still did grades at Hogwarts, Luna was fairly certain she could pass this one.

She looked around hopefully to see if she could spot her fellow leaver of anonymous notes. Not that she had any idea who that would actually be.

chaotic_miles September 26 2008, 17:04:24 UTC

Miles was a good sport. He was willing to stick this out and see what happened.

He didn't know what the Terminator was, not having been a connosseur of twentieth-century Terran movies, but he did know a little about the ancient Terran belief in Santa Claus. And he was reasonably certain that nobody would know the difference if he made stuff up.