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hopalongmcgurk in hogwarts_hocus

Olympia Does WART!

Sep 23, 2008 22:18

vislor turlough, sock, olympia binewski, michael scott, dwight schrute, radio

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vislor_turlough September 24 2008, 03:30:13 UTC

Turlough flooed in. "That had better be an indoor wedding, or I swear to whatever deity you believe in I'll spray water all over it."

beets_r_god September 24 2008, 03:49:09 UTC

Despite the annoyed look from the albino dwarf in the bad wig who is at "You'll have to take that up with the official wedding planner," said Dwight cheerfully. He didn't know who that was. He just knew he was the Assistant to the wedding planner, so he could always fob off questions like that on... someone else.

vislor_turlough September 24 2008, 03:51:51 UTC

"Why? You're right here. You're the one that had to mouth off about the wedding. You can find out yourself."

*Via Floo!* office_michael September 25 2008, 02:30:37 UTC

First, a very direct shout is heard through the Floo: "TO the! Assistant TO the Regional Manager!"

Then Michael arrives. "Ugh, Dwight, did you have to pick the gayest song ever?"

Wait a moment.

"...no. Gay is good. Which means that that stupid song is...straight." Another confused pause. "Anyway, it sucks. But as your boss, it is my job to set an exAMple, and so I~~~ am dedicating to you, Dwight, a song called 'I Be An Retarded,' by Hemorrhoy Rogers and the RRhoid Boys. And just for the record, there is NOTHing wrong with calling someone 'retarded,' because that just means slow and stupid, and there are LOTS of people who are slow and stupid who are not speds."

Michael considers calling the entire school to the Dunder-Mifflin conference room for a meeting on speds, but decides instead to do one more dedication. "And I would like to give a shout-out to my man, Tinky Winky, and to dedicate 'Dancing Queen,' by ABBA. Tinky Winky, you are my dancing queen!"

And if Dwight really wants to, he can be the assistant to the dancing queen.

*also via Floo!* carriesapurse September 25 2008, 02:58:03 UTC

"Tinky Winky AM dancing quuuueeeeen!" The Teletubby cherished his victory.

Re: *also via Floo!* hopalongmcgurk September 25 2008, 03:05:45 UTC

Very few things actually freak me out, but I think this floo exchange may have done the job.

"Remind me," I mutter to nobody in particular, "That I am never ever hard enough up for a job that I'd work for Dunder-Mifflin."

Re: *also via Floo!* office_michael September 25 2008, 03:21:17 UTC

"That's what SHE said!" Okay, so it's a little late, but Olympia said "hard enough up," and that's what counts!

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