Application for Mystina from Valkyrie Profile 1
((I have the permission from the other VP Mun to post this app))
Upon entering the Sorting Room, Mystina was sure of two things.
The first was that this was not Midgard. Nor was it Valhalla (she thought.) The second was that it was somehow, undobtedly, due to something stupid Lezard had done.
Not that he was a stupid man, of course. He wasn't exactly a man anymore (she would not joke out loud about how literally or metaphorically that could be taken) for one thing, and for another, hadn't... well, he wasn't dumb enough to start trouble again, surely.
But really, he didn't need that much encouragement. She was quite sure that, in some bathroom stall in Valhalla, someone had written 'For a good time, tell Lezard Valeth you're Lenneth Valkyrie,' and then of course all Hel would break loose again.
Though, this didn't really look like a 'Lezard' sort of place. It was tidy, for one thing. And there were no realdolls around, for another.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite? "Oh, Caciocavallo Podolico, of course. Only the best."
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
"Must I? Those kinds of monsters are best left to Arngrim. I'd rather not waste my mana on dumb animals.
3. What time is it where you are?
"I really don't think it matters. Daytime, or some sort."
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
"That's more Lezard's thing, thank you very much."
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
"Academia. drinking is a learning experience."
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
"...let's move away from that one." If one is listening carefully, one could hear her muttering very softly about all the guys being either insane or otherwise unavailable.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
"Quit your job. That'll get rid of it real quick."
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
"Hah, you show me someone else who Lezard had to kill for being a personal threat to his power, and I'll show you someone more useful than I."
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
"Well, having journeyed alongside the Lady Lenneth Valkyrie for quite some time, I am quite a capable magic user and fighter. Plus, I'm me. What else do you need?"
Upon entering the Sorting Room, Mystina was sure of two things.
The first was that this was not Midgard. Nor was it Valhalla (she thought.) The second was that it was somehow, undobtedly, due to something stupid Lezard had done.
Not that he was a stupid man, of course. He wasn't exactly a man anymore (she would not joke out loud about how literally or metaphorically that could be taken) for one thing, and for another, hadn't... well, he wasn't dumb enough to start trouble again, surely.
But really, he didn't need that much encouragement. She was quite sure that, in some bathroom stall in Valhalla, someone had written 'For a good time, tell Lezard Valeth you're Lenneth Valkyrie,' and then of course all Hel would break loose again.
Though, this didn't really look like a 'Lezard' sort of place. It was tidy, for one thing. And there were no realdolls around, for another.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite? "Oh, Caciocavallo Podolico, of course. Only the best."
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
"Must I? Those kinds of monsters are best left to Arngrim. I'd rather not waste my mana on dumb animals.
3. What time is it where you are?
"I really don't think it matters. Daytime, or some sort."
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
"That's more Lezard's thing, thank you very much."
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
"Academia. drinking is a learning experience."
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
"...let's move away from that one." If one is listening carefully, one could hear her muttering very softly about all the guys being either insane or otherwise unavailable.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
"Quit your job. That'll get rid of it real quick."
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
"Hah, you show me someone else who Lezard had to kill for being a personal threat to his power, and I'll show you someone more useful than I."
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
"Well, having journeyed alongside the Lady Lenneth Valkyrie for quite some time, I am quite a capable magic user and fighter. Plus, I'm me. What else do you need?"