closed RP for TW + Mikaw 4eva

[carriesapurse]

Tinky Winky hadn't really noticed that his lovah fiance Michael Scott had been scarce lately. Between emo dreams of Dipsy and reveries about Teru Mikami's hair, the Teletubby did not lack material for his rich fantasy lovelife. Occasionally, when the Narrator was really high, Tinky Winky would surpass his usual fantasies by combining the two,

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[office_michael]

Where had Michael Scott been all this time? Had he been curled up outside the Popcorn Room, sitting stone still and silent in the fetal position for months over Dwight's sudden popcornification? Pshyeah, right! Come on, man, it was just Dwight, for God's sake, so who cares?! It had been far more relevant and tragic when the same fate had taken his beloved Tinky Winky away from him. Thank God Tinky Winky had managed to throw off the popcorn curse. It was almost like Brokeback Mountain; if Tinky Winky hadn't returned, Michael surely would have found some sort of keepsake of his to hang in his closet and hug and cry over (not a shirt, though, because Tinky Winky didn't wear clothes

[carriesapurse]

"WAZZZAAAAAP?" the Teletubby parrotted, also clapping. "Wazzap wazzap?" He did what appeared to be a series of squats.

Guano scrambled over to his other daddy and began trying to get intimate with Michael's trouser leg.

"One day in Hogwartstubbyland, Tinky Winky loved his friend Michael," the Narrator explained. "Guano the dog loved Michael too."

"Mikaw wuuuuvvvv."

Guano grunted rhythmically. Unembarrassed by his pet's method of showing love, Tinky Winky bent over to pat Guano's head with his clumsy purple mitt.

[office_michael]

Michael reached down to stroke Guano's head, but his aim was thrown off by the jerks of the little dog's bony body (apparently, "Tubby Custard" was something of a misnomer), causing his hand to lightly brush Tinky Winky's fuzzy hand on its way down.

"Michael love, too," he replied jauntily, "but apparently noooo~oooot in the state of Pennsylvania. It's a good thing Brokeback Mountain isn't next to Lake Wallenpaupack, or else Jack Twist would have HAD to quit Ennis."

Brokeback Thursdays would never have been the same! Or would never have been AT ALL!

Michael shivered slightly at the thought.

[carriesapurse]

"No bwokeback?" Tinky Winky was stunned. To be deprived of his Brokeback love would be unthinkable. (Never mind that up until this very moment he had entirely forgotten about Brokeback Thursdays, the beauty of chaw, and the importance of saving horses by riding cowboys.) "No! Tinky Winky no quit!"

Mikaw was too legit for Tinky Winky to quit.

The fuzz of his purple mitt tingled under Michael's touch, and he giggled. "Mikaw Parkypoo," he said, by which he meant that Michael should accompany him to Sparklypoo. There awaited Tinky Winky's dorm room of love.