Tinky Winky hadn't really noticed that his lovah
fiance Michael Scott had been scarce lately. Between emo dreams of Dipsy and reveries about
Teru Mikami's hair, the Teletubby did not lack material for his rich fantasy lovelife. Occasionally, when the Narrator was really high, Tinky Winky would surpass his usual fantasies by combining the two,
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Guano scrambled over to his other daddy and began trying to get intimate with Michael's trouser leg.
"One day in Hogwartstubbyland, Tinky Winky loved his friend Michael," the Narrator explained. "Guano the dog loved Michael too."
"Mikaw wuuuuvvvv."
Guano grunted rhythmically. Unembarrassed by his pet's method of showing love, Tinky Winky bent over to pat Guano's head with his clumsy purple mitt.
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"Michael love, too," he replied jauntily, "but apparently noooo~oooot in the state of Pennsylvania. It's a good thing Brokeback Mountain isn't next to Lake Wallenpaupack, or else Jack Twist would have HAD to quit Ennis."
Brokeback Thursdays would never have been the same! Or would never have been AT ALL!
Michael shivered slightly at the thought.
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Mikaw was too legit for Tinky Winky to quit.
The fuzz of his purple mitt tingled under Michael's touch, and he giggled. "Mikaw Parkypoo," he said, by which he meant that Michael should accompany him to Sparklypoo. There awaited Tinky Winky's dorm room of love.
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