application for Tinky Winky (Teletubbies)
Narrator: One day, in Teletubbyland, a bus appeared.
Bus!
Narrator: The bus took Tinky Winky to school.
Tinky Winky go to schoooo!
Narrator: Then an application appeared.
*blinks*
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Tinky Winky wike pudding!
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Narrator: Tinky Winky liked Barney very much.
Tinky Winky wiiiiike Bawney!
3. What time is it where you are?
Narrator: Time for Tubby bye-bye!
Nooooooooo!
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Narrator: Tinky Winky thought for a while.
*makes exaggerated show of scratching head*
Narrator: Tinky Winky knew who he would harass.
Laa-Laa!
Narrator: Then Tinky Winky remembered his favorite dance.
Tinky-Winky dance! *shakes rump*
Narrator: Tinky Winky changed his answer to question number four.
Dipsy!!!
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Tinky Winky baw?
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Narrator: Tinky Winky thought they should all share.
Fwed and Geowge shawe!
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Narrator: The Noo-Noo tidied up.
Noo-Noo tidy up!
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
*just give him a chance to do a hip-hop dance! give him a chance to do a dance!*
*Tinky Winky performs a three-minute musical number involving lots of rump-shaking. At the end he collapses on the ground giggling and kicks his feet in the air*
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Narrator: One day, at Hogwarts, the pudding machine appeared.
Tinky Winky make pudding!!
*starts pumping the odd contraption*
I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. *scribble*
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. *buttprint?*.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. *blot of suspicious pudding*.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. *plaintive utterance aloud* 'Wha mahmawade?'
Bus!
Narrator: The bus took Tinky Winky to school.
Tinky Winky go to schoooo!
Narrator: Then an application appeared.
*blinks*
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Tinky Winky wike pudding!
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Narrator: Tinky Winky liked Barney very much.
Tinky Winky wiiiiike Bawney!
3. What time is it where you are?
Narrator: Time for Tubby bye-bye!
Nooooooooo!
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Narrator: Tinky Winky thought for a while.
*makes exaggerated show of scratching head*
Narrator: Tinky Winky knew who he would harass.
Laa-Laa!
Narrator: Then Tinky Winky remembered his favorite dance.
Tinky-Winky dance! *shakes rump*
Narrator: Tinky Winky changed his answer to question number four.
Dipsy!!!
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Tinky Winky baw?
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Narrator: Tinky Winky thought they should all share.
Fwed and Geowge shawe!
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Narrator: The Noo-Noo tidied up.
Noo-Noo tidy up!
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
*just give him a chance to do a hip-hop dance! give him a chance to do a dance!*
*Tinky Winky performs a three-minute musical number involving lots of rump-shaking. At the end he collapses on the ground giggling and kicks his feet in the air*
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Narrator: One day, at Hogwarts, the pudding machine appeared.
Tinky Winky make pudding!!
*starts pumping the odd contraption*
I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. *scribble*
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. *buttprint?*.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. *blot of suspicious pudding*.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. *plaintive utterance aloud* 'Wha mahmawade?'