Open RP to all non-minor females.

[barneystinson]

Anyone glancing up at the sky would perhaps be alarmed at the flock of Doves descending upon the castle, each one with a perfectly tied blood red bow around it's neck. Those with apt vision would be alarmed at the disfigurement of the doves, and how they from one side looked like owls

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[hedwigrobinson]

Hedwig might not be a GG (genetic girl), but she was most definitely a lady, angry inch notwithstanding.

Maybe one of the addled owl-dove-things hadn't fared so well, or maybe Hogwarts really was magic enough to give Hedwig the femininity she'd so strenuously mimicked, but either way one of the messages found its way to her Sparklypoo bower.

She wrote back:

Dear Barney Stinson,

Dinner and a movie? Coffee, tea, or me?

Kisses,
Hedwig Robinson

[barneystinson]

Barney had been sitting patiently awaiting the flocks of responses he was bound to receive,

He shot up as soon as he saw one of the dwoves headed his way, and was exceptionally excited to see that a girl wanted a date with him! Finally!

He quickly scribbled the following before sending the dwove on it's way

Miss Hedwig,

I would be delighted to enjoy both Dinner, movie, and yourself. We could always combine all three? You bring your fine self and some strawberries, I'll bring the video camera.

Barney.

"I'm so in there" sang Barney.

[miss_bunny_swan]

Miss Swan soooo would have bitten. Most of her life, she had been desperate for male attention (even though she would never directly show this, aside from her stint on the Lowered Expectations video dating service).

But now she had one, and there was no way she was throwing away her Ah-Derek for some person named Barney who might not even look like a man.

So, she wrote back the following reply:

Dear Barney who maybe not even looking like a man,

Swan already have Ah-Derek, so not lonely. And Swan not impressed, because maybe you not looking like a man! How can Swan know without picture?

What sort of gifts you having for Swan?

From,
Miss Bunny Swan
Sparklypoopoo House
Gorgeous Pretty Beauty Nail Salon 2

Oh, Miss Swan. The greed got to you, didn't it? She actually awaits Barney's response.

[barneystinson]

Dear Miss Swan,

Think of the manliest and most awesome man you have ever stumbled across. Double the awesome, and you may come across what sort of man I am.

I have great packages for you, all I need is a short essay describing why you are adequate ofr these gifts.

Barney

[miss_bunny_swan]

Dear Barney tricky dicky with great package for Swan,

Swan still not impressed. Ah-Derek have many metal LOVE BUMP for vibrating and electric shock. What kind of love bump you having? And how many?

Swan is adequate for all gifts because she from Kuvaria and know how to rock a body hard. Swan also sexy lady. No facial hair, because she do waxing at Gorgeous Pretty Beauty Nail Salon at Sparklypoopoo House. So please sending gift to Swan and describing love bump.

From,
Miss Bunny Swan
Sparklypoopoo House
Gorgeous Pretty Beauty Nail Salon 2

[the_office_pam]

Wow. Okay. Pam truly did not know what to think of this random note she had received, nor the strange bird that had delivered it. On one hand, she had not had a date in a long time, and things with Jim were...well, things with Jim. It was hard not to get her hopes up, but...yeah.

On the other hand, what if this Barney guy turns out to be of the same ilk as Todd Packer? She shuddered at the thought.

Well, there was only one way to find out, and since her New Year's resolution was to have more courage, she decided to give it a test run.

Dear Barney,

I don't think I've seen you anywhere around the castle, but I guess it wouldn't hurt to meet, right? It might even be fun, you know, getting to know someone new. I don't want to promise anything, so let's just look at this as possible friends getting to know each other. Does that sound okay to you?

Sincerely,
Pam Beesly

[barneystinson]

Dearest Pam,

It would be fantastically delightful to meet with you and see how things go. I can assure that they will be fantastic.

Barney

It was always harder when they were vulnerable. However, the "please don't leave me sex" was always a bonus.

Score.

[the_office_pam]

Barney,

That sounds...fantastic.

Pam

Oh, boy. She had a really bad feeling about this. But the only way of knowing was to try, right?

[keygirl_dawn]

Dawn received the card, snorted, and sent it back via owl with all the spelling, grammar and punctuation errors corrected in red ink. She may only have been eighteen, but she knew a player when she saw one, largely thanks to her sister's occasionally-fatal love life.

Speaking of, she needed to write Buffy. She got out her black ink and set about doing just that.

[homsarhomsar]

Did the fact that Homsar received a dowve mean that he actually was a female, or perhaps that he somehow transcended gender lines? That was a secret best kept by Sirius Black.

Either way, Homsar felt as though he owed the sender a reply. Which consisted solely of a package.

Could it possibly be a special Valentine's Day come-on from the Haddiman???

[barneystinson]

Barney was highly confused about the gift which he'd received. He quickly scribbled a note

To whom it may concern,

Perhaps this awesome Jenga set will be a symbol for you falling for me when we finally meet,

Barney

[homsarhomsar]

Homsar was a creature of few words. As such, he replied to Barney with another present, one that would possibly clue Barney in to his identity, as well as express his extreme horniness and desire to shank Barney's Jengaship.