Comments | hogwarts_hocus: Open RP to all non-minor females.

barneystinson in hogwarts_hocus

Open RP to all non-minor females.

Jan 17, 2008 02:43

Anyone glancing up at the sky would perhaps be alarmed at the flock of Doves descending upon the castle, each one with a perfectly tied blood red bow around it's neck. Those with apt vision would be alarmed at the disfigurement of the doves, and how they from one side looked like owls ( Read more... )

owl, barney stinson, homsar, dawn summers, delenn, hedwig robinson, pam beesly, kosmos, miss swan, dani reese, veronica mars

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entilzha_delenn January 17 2008, 05:46:41 UTC

Delenn smirked at the message the dove carried, and after a few moments' consideration, penned a reply.

I do thank you for the generous offer, Mr. Stinson. I should warn you, however, that the last applicant for my Valentine offered a difficult resume to beat.

To wit, have you: a) any astounding feats of military prowess in wartime to your record and/or a clever sobriquet arising from same; b) exhibited any messiah-like proclivities such as returning from the dead in a dramatic (and timely!) fashion; c) saved the entire universe from sure destruction, in the literal sense?

If you cannot meet your predecessor three for three, I fear you're simply outclassed. Rest assured I shall keep your application on file nonetheless.

Delenn of Mir
Minbari Ambassador,
Babylon 5

barneystinson January 21 2008, 01:15:35 UTC

Barney laughed at the note, what did all that experience matter?

Dearest Delenn,

Sadly, I am yet to complete any of those tasks. However, I could go five rounds with you in bed, and make sure that you were still begging.

Bar-oh my gosh he's so good-ney.

peachykeendeath January 17 2008, 06:05:53 UTC

Oh, that sounded nice! Death wrote back:

Sure, Barney, anytime! Just tell me the time and the place you want to meet, and I'll be there.

Love,

Death of the Endless

Return Owl notsopowerless January 17 2008, 06:38:44 UTC

...What the hell? Dani, still getting used to this magic castle business, had yet to receive a piece of mail, and was thus unacquainted with the whole owl/dove/[insert random bird here] method of delivery.

She was far from thrilled that this was her first message.

Mr. Stinson,

I can have you arrested.

-Detective Dani Reese, LAPD

Re: Return Owl barneystinson January 21 2008, 01:16:22 UTC

Dear Dani,

Oh god, please do. Tie me up and make me yours,

Barney

kosmosmagdalene January 17 2008, 09:01:06 UTC

I have no need of gifts.

KOS-MOS

earthto_mars January 17 2008, 17:02:44 UTC

...Oh, God. I'm not sure which Oh-Niner my brain jumped to first. But, ladies and gentlemen, I was fairly sure this was a case of Hogwarts' own Dick Casablancas: Smooth Criminal Edition. I'm not sure who I feared for most in this endeavor: myself, or this Barney Stinson guy.

Who am I kidding? I have tazer.

Barney,

Gifts? Oh, well, that sounds rather promising! Does that mean you're asking me out on a date? How suave of you, Barney. What can I say?

-Veronica Mars

Hey, Logan had been popcorn for a while. Girl has to find ways to entertain herself.