((Please feel free to notice him and prevent him from making his escape.))
Jaime was actually leaving another Sorting when he noticed the commotion at the other end of the room and wandered over to check it out.
He immediately regretted it as soon as he read over the application. "Dude." It was official: somebody had beaten Paco for the worst pick-up lines ever. "You're kidding, right?"
"Oooh, a mating flight sounds rather fun!" said Luna happily. "I don't suppose there's any way to watch one, is there? And what with all the things going on at this Bendover Weyr, surely you've heard of arse babies, right?" It never hurt to ask, Luna decided, and her desire to see a real arse baby would not be denied.
Brienne was uncomfortably reminded of a few outlaws she'd known in her not so recent past, and she rubbed her cheek unconsciously where Biter had ripped into it.
"Ser, I cannot condone men plying maids with attentions they do not want. You surely do not force these dewey-eyed virgins do you?" She looked at the tent pegs and shuddered visibly.
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Jaime was actually leaving another Sorting when he noticed the commotion at the other end of the room and wandered over to check it out.
He immediately regretted it as soon as he read over the application. "Dude." It was official: somebody had beaten Paco for the worst pick-up lines ever. "You're kidding, right?"
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"Ser, I cannot condone men plying maids with attentions they do not want. You surely do not force these dewey-eyed virgins do you?" She looked at the tent pegs and shuddered visibly.
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You have been squibbed!
You must pack your bags and leave the castle, immediately!
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