Squibbait: Weyrleader S'ex of Bendover Weyr
Squibbait: Weyrleader S'ex of Bendover Weyr
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Cheese specially made for the Weyr by dewy-eyed Crafthall virgins. Of both sexes. Eager ones. Well, they were virgins....
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Kill? Why, are they trying to move in on my action?
3. What time is it where you are?
I do believe it's almost time for a mating flight. But then, at Bendover Weyr, it's always time for a mating flight!
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Hey hey hey back up a moment. It's not sexual harrassment if my dragon makes me do it! He makes me! MAKES ME I TELL YOU.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
I'd call it S'ex's Legs. Then whenever anyone asked me when S'ex's Legs opened, I could say “They're always open for you, baby!”
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Oh, that's easy. That's beyond easy. Simply have a mating flight. Whoever's dragon catches
his first last most often gets him.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Paperwork? Daaaarling, you're too fabulous for paperwork. Let the drudges do it.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
Dearies, EVERYONE wants S'ex.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Can I interest you in my looooooooooovely collection of tent pegs?
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. _____S'ex___
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. _____S'ex__.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. ____S'ex___.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. _____S'ex___"
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Cheese specially made for the Weyr by dewy-eyed Crafthall virgins. Of both sexes. Eager ones. Well, they were virgins....
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Kill? Why, are they trying to move in on my action?
3. What time is it where you are?
I do believe it's almost time for a mating flight. But then, at Bendover Weyr, it's always time for a mating flight!
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Hey hey hey back up a moment. It's not sexual harrassment if my dragon makes me do it! He makes me! MAKES ME I TELL YOU.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
I'd call it S'ex's Legs. Then whenever anyone asked me when S'ex's Legs opened, I could say “They're always open for you, baby!”
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Oh, that's easy. That's beyond easy. Simply have a mating flight. Whoever's dragon catches
his first last most often gets him.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Paperwork? Daaaarling, you're too fabulous for paperwork. Let the drudges do it.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
Dearies, EVERYONE wants S'ex.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Can I interest you in my looooooooooovely collection of tent pegs?
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. _____S'ex___
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. _____S'ex__.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. ____S'ex___.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. _____S'ex___"