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secondfastest November 5 2007, 02:33:14 UTC
"You rides a dragons?" Toki seems remarkably oblivious to the obvious innuendo of the vast majority of the application and zeroes in on the dragon, because dragons is metal. "Where you gets it?"

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dragonridersex November 5 2007, 02:34:37 UTC
Oooooh, why hello there! Do you want to ride my dragon?

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secondfastest November 5 2007, 02:36:09 UTC
"Yes I does!" Toki is bouncing from one foot to the other in happiness, though it just makes him look like he has to pee. "Where is it? I don't see no dragons!"

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dragonridersex November 5 2007, 02:37:26 UTC
Why, come with me, sweetheart. My great big throbbing dragon is right over there. *points* He's the one with the purple head.

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endless_del November 5 2007, 03:03:40 UTC
Oooh, shiny.

"Why do you collect tent pegs?" she asked.

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dragonridersex November 5 2007, 03:05:05 UTC
Why, to SHARE them, of course, beautiful. *grins* Would you like to take hold of my tent peg?

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endless_del November 5 2007, 20:12:01 UTC
Delirium gave this due consideration, her hair shifting through the color spectrum as the butterflies darted in and out of it.

"Okay," she said. "Do they come in different colors?"

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dragonridersex November 5 2007, 20:13:46 UTC
I'm not that talent, darlin'. Where I'm from we only come in the one color.

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spiderthatwaits November 5 2007, 03:08:02 UTC
In a free moment during his own Sorting, Selvetarm decided to investigate a commotion in another part of the room. Somewhere in the recesses of his mind a remaining fragment of sanity would have gone snap but for the fact that he'd spent the first part of his life in Sharess's custody and had had the usual knack for locating Embarrassing Parental Situations, except she was never very embarrassed about them.

As it was, the fragment only went somewhat bendy, and he stood there looking rather like a mesmerized rodent about to be devoured.

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dragonridersex November 5 2007, 03:09:26 UTC
Well, here's something exotic. Hello there, tall dark and handsome!

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spiderthatwaits November 5 2007, 03:18:46 UTC
Snap.

His sword and mace went up; he didn't stop to think that around this particular person waving around weapons might not be such a great idea.

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dragonridersex November 5 2007, 03:19:35 UTC
Oh my. What a mighty blade you have there!

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renata_leynier November 5 2007, 03:41:25 UTC
Bendover Weyr sounded akin to Darkover in many ways. The similarity in names was only the beginning!

Renata approached S'ex with the openness and adventurous spirit one would expect from any matrix circle monitor.

"You have an extraordinary array of camping equipment and supplies," she said, approvingly.

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dragonridersex November 5 2007, 04:08:59 UTC
All the better to share tents with lovelies like you, my dear!

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ostianespionage November 6 2007, 00:08:20 UTC
Matthew didn't have to come from a world remotely similar to this guy's to understand the application. "Thanks for the offer, but I'll pass on that."

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dragonridersex November 6 2007, 00:14:43 UTC
Your loss, dearie.

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ostianespionage November 6 2007, 00:16:54 UTC
Matthew rolled his eyes. "One, I'm straight, and two, I've got a girlfriend." The tense in that last one is debatable, really, but why split hairs? Especially when fending off advances from the creepy applicant.

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