Zoidberg's on the Case! ...As well as some other unimportant people. ((Semi-Closed RP))
Zoidberg, proving once again that he was the word’s greatest Inspect Doctor, had solved the case of the missing hat-lady! You just couldn’t trust puppies. Murderers and thieves, the lot of ‘em.
Still, in spite of Zoidberg’s genius, his thoughtful wife had decided that it was still a good idea to pantomime an investigation. Zoidberg completely understood, understanding husband that he was. After all, people had shown up! Bereft with bitterness, they’d be, if they went home without doing any investigating.
So investigate, they would! Asserting his authority - he’d show that hat who the husband in the relationship was!- Zoidberg got down to Business.
“You, you, you, and you! You are team Sassafras Omelet+!” It was all about the cool names. “Go make with the house inspecting. And get me a nice cold cola, while you’re at it!”
“You, you, you, and you*! You are team Sautéed Disco! Go into town and buy me some potato chips! And if you maybe want to look for Mrs. Hat Lady, that’s okay. But don’t you dare forgot those potatoes chips! Don’t you dare!”
Then, because he was on a roll (and who were we to block Zoidberg’s overwhelming cascade of authoritative masculinity?) he pointed to two bystanders. “You and you^! Go ask my wife if she likes me, check yes or no!” Said wife was currently in deep conversation with a young blond man and a redheaded girl. What? Zoidberg needed a little bit of reassurance!
((+ Aayla, Veronica, L, and Mel))
((* Homestar, Edward, Willow, and Maia))
((^Susan and Ryder))
((Virginia’s location has already been OOCly determined, and it will be the forest search team that will eventually find her. But that doesn’t mean the Hat House and Hogsmeade teams can’t have fun with their own respective detective shenanigans! Go play!))
Still, in spite of Zoidberg’s genius, his thoughtful wife had decided that it was still a good idea to pantomime an investigation. Zoidberg completely understood, understanding husband that he was. After all, people had shown up! Bereft with bitterness, they’d be, if they went home without doing any investigating.
So investigate, they would! Asserting his authority - he’d show that hat who the husband in the relationship was!- Zoidberg got down to Business.
“You, you, you, and you! You are team Sassafras Omelet+!” It was all about the cool names. “Go make with the house inspecting. And get me a nice cold cola, while you’re at it!”
“You, you, you, and you*! You are team Sautéed Disco! Go into town and buy me some potato chips! And if you maybe want to look for Mrs. Hat Lady, that’s okay. But don’t you dare forgot those potatoes chips! Don’t you dare!”
Then, because he was on a roll (and who were we to block Zoidberg’s overwhelming cascade of authoritative masculinity?) he pointed to two bystanders. “You and you^! Go ask my wife if she likes me, check yes or no!” Said wife was currently in deep conversation with a young blond man and a redheaded girl. What? Zoidberg needed a little bit of reassurance!
((+ Aayla, Veronica, L, and Mel))
((* Homestar, Edward, Willow, and Maia))
((^Susan and Ryder))
((Virginia’s location has already been OOCly determined, and it will be the forest search team that will eventually find her. But that doesn’t mean the Hat House and Hogsmeade teams can’t have fun with their own respective detective shenanigans! Go play!))