owl to the Zoidberg-Snows? Snow-Zoidbergs? Jon and John?
Dear Jon and John,
THE WORST THING EVER HAS HAPPENED. My darling bride, Virginia Braithwaite-Hat, has been ABDUCTED most cruelly! The only clue left was a note with the following drawing:
o.o
I believe it may be a pictorial rendering of handcuffs! Oh, to think of my sweetheart so roughly handled! It doesn't give me any jollies at all! Only I should be allowed to do that to her, and only in the presence of other hats!
You two are my best hope: the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch, in alliance and marital concord with the supreme holder of degrees in murderology and murderonomy. If you can't bring back my dear Virginia, no one can! She is truly a damsel in distress! I AM COUNTING ON YOU! OR ELSE!!!!
Sincerely yours,
the Sorting Hat
THE WORST THING EVER HAS HAPPENED. My darling bride, Virginia Braithwaite-Hat, has been ABDUCTED most cruelly! The only clue left was a note with the following drawing:
o.o
I believe it may be a pictorial rendering of handcuffs! Oh, to think of my sweetheart so roughly handled! It doesn't give me any jollies at all! Only I should be allowed to do that to her, and only in the presence of other hats!
You two are my best hope: the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch, in alliance and marital concord with the supreme holder of degrees in murderology and murderonomy. If you can't bring back my dear Virginia, no one can! She is truly a damsel in distress! I AM COUNTING ON YOU! OR ELSE!!!!
Sincerely yours,
the Sorting Hat