As such, his gaydar pinged (a vibration of his inverted-triangle antenna giving the telltale sign) when somewhere in the castle, his fiance Mikaw said something about a Gay Ol' Time! A Gay Ol' Time for him, Tinky Winky!
Ecstatic, he rummaged around in his big red handbag to pull out two items: his beautiful pink tutu, and a large rainbow cape somewhat resembling a beach towel. The tutu he somehow girded about his pear-shaped loins, and the cape fortunately fastened with Velcro.
Thus attired, Tinky Winky could take on the world! He thundered through the hallways, his gaydar unerringly seeking Mikaw.
Pam had taken to helping Michael out during these dark and difficult times. What else could she do? He did some really stupid things a lot of the time, but she couldn't just let him suffer all alone. So she had spent a fair amount of time consoling him and just being there. That didn't mean she had massaged his stiff tendons as he had asked, and she had spurned a couple of pathetic advances as well, but overall it wasn't the worst thing in the world. Anyway, Jim had been away for a while, so what else did she have to do? Well, she could've been hanging around her room with Kelly, but...yeah, sometimes consoling emo!Michael was the lesser of two evils, albeit by a very slight margin.
But right now, as Michael's fabled lover approached, Pam could do little but stand there and resemble the school's blond samurai mascot.
Guano's food intake hadn't been a concern for Tinky Winky. He might well have forgotten the wee dog. Funny, how people at Hogwarts could accumulate vast numbers of random pets and remember them only intermittently. One day surely an army of neglected strays would rise up to devour the school
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As such, his gaydar pinged (a vibration of his inverted-triangle antenna giving the telltale sign) when somewhere in the castle, his fiance Mikaw said something about a Gay Ol' Time! A Gay Ol' Time for him, Tinky Winky!
Ecstatic, he rummaged around in his big red handbag to pull out two items: his beautiful pink tutu, and a large rainbow cape somewhat resembling a beach towel. The tutu he somehow girded about his pear-shaped loins, and the cape fortunately fastened with Velcro.
Thus attired, Tinky Winky could take on the world! He thundered through the hallways, his gaydar unerringly seeking Mikaw.
"BIG HUG!!!!"
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But right now, as Michael's fabled lover approached, Pam could do little but stand there and resemble the school's blond samurai mascot.
Because seriously, what was that??? o.o indeed!
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