Cluster 8 - Open RP!

[tartan_pussy]

Married! Of all the things Minerva had been in her life, married was not one of them. At least Dumbledore was in the same cluster of tents as her. She set out to find him and hopefully run into her new husband along the way.

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[barneystinson]

oh no, oh dear lord no! thought Barney. Of all things that could possibly happen to him....Marriage? He was at a loss, sweating and running around all over the place.

He finally collapsed into a heap on the ground outside one of the tents. His eyes wide with fear. Pulling his knees up to his chest, and wrapping his arms around, he repeated "Till death do us part, no more sex, sickness and health, no more sex" over and over again.

[tartan_pussy]

Minerva felt it her duty to stop and help out this poor, hyperventilating student. "Pardon me, young man, but are you quite all right? Do you need a doctor?"

[barneystinson]

Barney looked up at the aged woman, and a look of thanks came over his eyes.

"Doctor, doctor? Need a lawyer. Marriage, no. Marshall, Lily. No sex. Chain. Plaid. Dear lord, plaid...and golf! No more laser tag. Oh no. Marriage suit up. Marriage suit up. Wedding five, wedding five. Marriage is a funeral....."

[tartan_pussy]

"I say, do you need a visit to the hospital wing?," Minerva asked again, more slowly this time.

[anythingawesome]

Kelly was outside, hard at work. Her house had no mailbox! How was she supposed to recieve congratlatory cards without a mailbox? Having conjured up a basic wooden box, she was now decorating it. In purple paint. With sparkles attached, for that certain flair.

As a married woman, she needed her home to look respectable!