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Cluster 8 - Open RP!

Aug 13, 2007 19:44

Married! Of all the things Minerva had been in her life, married was not one of them. At least Dumbledore was in the same cluster of tents as her. She set out to find him and hopefully run into her new husband along the way.

barney stinson, kelly kapoor, family values, rp, minerva mcgonagall

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barneystinson August 14 2007, 00:58:06 UTC

oh no, oh dear lord no! thought Barney. Of all things that could possibly happen to him....Marriage? He was at a loss, sweating and running around all over the place.

He finally collapsed into a heap on the ground outside one of the tents. His eyes wide with fear. Pulling his knees up to his chest, and wrapping his arms around, he repeated "Till death do us part, no more sex, sickness and health, no more sex" over and over again.

tartan_pussy August 14 2007, 01:04:28 UTC

Minerva felt it her duty to stop and help out this poor, hyperventilating student. "Pardon me, young man, but are you quite all right? Do you need a doctor?"

barneystinson August 14 2007, 01:10:45 UTC

Barney looked up at the aged woman, and a look of thanks came over his eyes.

"Doctor, doctor? Need a lawyer. Marriage, no. Marshall, Lily. No sex. Chain. Plaid. Dear lord, plaid...and golf! No more laser tag. Oh no. Marriage suit up. Marriage suit up. Wedding five, wedding five. Marriage is a funeral....."

tartan_pussy August 14 2007, 01:12:31 UTC

"I say, do you need a visit to the hospital wing?," Minerva asked again, more slowly this time.

barneystinson August 14 2007, 01:13:46 UTC

"Hospital? They can fix marriage in the hospital here?"

tartan_pussy August 14 2007, 01:20:38 UTC

"Good. You're coherent. Now can you tell me who your new wife is?," she asked.

barneystinson August 15 2007, 21:56:30 UTC

"I don't know who she is" on the word "she" Barney shuddered "but, but I have this"

He handed the woman the token that was in his hand.

"Maybe this will help?"

tartan_pussy August 16 2007, 07:03:41 UTC

"Oh, bugger," Minerva cursed upon sight of the number on the token, "I believe- I believe we might be married, young man."

barneystinson August 16 2007, 07:05:18 UTC

"Oh no. Oh no no no. But you're, you're........old! Oh dear god!"

tartan_pussy August 16 2007, 07:07:28 UTC

McGonagall's expression went sour. "Excuse me?"

barneystinson August 16 2007, 07:08:49 UTC

"Old! Past it! Walked up the hill, got out your zimmer frame and went over it. Acquired the tena. Old, old old!"

tartan_pussy August 16 2007, 07:26:29 UTC

"Well, I never!," she spluttered, turning on her heel to stalk off for the center of the tent village.

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