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Application for Judy Poovey (The Secret History)

Aug 04, 2007 03:18

kelly kapoor, valentine wolfe, sirius black, richard papen, strong bad, pickles, application, judy poovey, bert the chimney sweep, camilla macaulay, fred weasley

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c_macaulay August 4 2007, 08:39:26 UTC

The Sorting Room was rather like a beach, and what washed up was a matter of chance. Today's catch left Camilla less than impressed.

"Oh. It's you. Hello."

kamikazejudy August 4 2007, 08:44:16 UTC

Judy wrinkled her nose in disgust. "Camilla," she said shortly.

c_macaulay August 4 2007, 08:47:02 UTC

"How sweet of you to remember," said Camilla with a bland smile. "It's been so long. How's your gentleman friend -- what was his name again? Spike?"

Spike Romney. The last time Camilla had seen him, he'd been flat on the ground and much the worse for wear. Henry had broken his collarbone and two of his ribs.

kamikazejudy August 4 2007, 08:49:16 UTC

Oh no she di'nt.

"Living. No thanks to your boyfriend the Incredible Hulk," she said, thinking of Henry.

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sbisawesome August 4 2007, 08:43:24 UTC

Now this was what Strong Bad called a lady.

Taking a leaf from Senor Cardgage's book, he hollered at her like she was one.

"Hello there, hot stuff. What's cookin'?" Smoooooth.

kamikazejudy August 4 2007, 08:45:47 UTC

"Oh my gawd that is such an awesome mask," Judy exclaimed. "Where did you get it? I didn't see anything like that that one time I went to Tijuana when I was in high school- okay, maybe I did, but forgot. I kind of blacked out a lot that week."

sbisawesome August 4 2007, 08:48:54 UTC

"Uh-it's-not-a-mask-it's-my-face," mumbled Strong Bad. Moving on! "Blacking out in Tijuana? That sounds totally cool and awesome!"

kamikazejudy August 4 2007, 08:50:02 UTC

"It so is! Have you ever been to Tijuana? Are you from Tijuana? Can I like stay at your place there?"

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chameleonfaust August 4 2007, 08:56:14 UTC

Oh. Sighing a little, Richard's ears perked up a bit at the offered drugs. Well, it had been a rough couple of weeks. Hands in his pockets, he offered Judy a crooked smile, only partially forced.

"Hi, Judy."

kamikazejudy August 4 2007, 08:59:38 UTC

"Richard!," Judy shouted, "You're here! I heard the rest of your friends are too. Do you still hang out with them?"

chameleonfaust August 4 2007, 09:05:17 UTC

Ah, Judy. Time had been kind to her, and to Richard's memory. For some reason, he thought of her as...quieter. Wincing slightly at the too loud, too bright onslaught that was Judy Poovey, Richard nodded. "Um, yes. Some of them." Too complicated to explain, really. "What are you doing here, Judy?"

Good question. Better one: When would she be leaving? Oh, and could she leave the drugs?

kamikazejudy August 4 2007, 09:12:52 UTC

"I came to learn Quidditch. You know, for my exercise program." Judy wasn't going to be letting Richard go that easily. She'd find out where he lived first.

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mischief_fred August 4 2007, 18:51:12 UTC

Ah, Question #4B. Fred did love it so. "Hi! I'm Fred Weasley," he said brightly to Judy, a big smile on his face. "Might I ask you to clarify your answer to Question #4B? I was just wondering if, by 'pole vaulting', you meant pole vaulting or - " he held up two fingers on each hand, making quotes with them - "'pole vaulting'."

kamikazejudy August 5 2007, 03:10:18 UTC

"No, I meant the sport." She paused. "But I guess you would wanna marry who ever was better at-," she made finger quotes, "-'Pole Vaulting'."

mischief_fred August 5 2007, 03:25:34 UTC

"Ah! Well, then, in that case, I'll let George know that Harry's all his." He shook his head in mock sadness. "Now, if it were the other sort of 'pole vaulting' you meant, then I most certainly would've won that battle. But it's good to know it's finally settled!" He gave Judy a wink.

kamikazejudy August 5 2007, 03:30:45 UTC

"You are so cute!," Judy exclaimed, her nose crinkling in delight.

And no, she didn't mean "cute" in the way Fred would have liked.

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toujours_sirius August 4 2007, 18:55:03 UTC

"Ah, now, come on," Sirius said as he walked up to Judy. "I'd like to think I've got at least a sliver of irony to me." He smiled and held out his hand. "Sirius Black. The apparently famed motorbike is back in my suite."

kamikazejudy August 5 2007, 03:11:46 UTC

"Really?" A wide grin spread across Judy's face as she reached out to shake Sirius' hand. Maybe he had drugs too! "Can I see it sometime?"

toujours_sirius August 5 2007, 03:28:55 UTC

"Sure, I reckon that could be arranged." Perhaps she was another motorbike buff? Unable to resist, he added, "It flies, too, you know."

kamikazejudy August 5 2007, 03:32:20 UTC

Was that some sort of euphemism? Judy wasn't sure- she'd never been to Scotland before and didn't know their lingo.

"I would love that!"

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