[[Approved by Edward-mun!]]
Alice Cullen was not ordinary in any sense of the word. She had short, black hair that would make any normal girl snicker. She was very small and pixie-like, and graceful in her movements, which would make any dancer green with envy. She had a family of very attractive ladies and gentlemen that made every normal person
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'I think I might like you better than him,' she adds silkily. 'You seem to have a healthy disregard for humans.' Not QUITE healthy enough, though. Imagine the fear that would reign with two bloodsucking vamps on the loose.
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She realises too late she's wearing a top she brought with her from the Hell dimensions. Even after multiple washes, it might still whiff of sulphur a bit. She jerks back, wondering if she can cause Alice sensory overload...ooh, that might be fun, actually.
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Alice stopped breathing, knowing that the very scent of this girl would make her want to vomit. The more unpleasant the person, the less appetized Alice was.
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"Alice," he greeted her, almost smiling.
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"How are you?" he asked politely.
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"I'm alright," she answered quickly, "But what about you, Edward? When did you get here? What have you been doing?"
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Suitably ready to greet this woman, Borat came closer and gave Alice an enormous - and slightly leering - grin. "You say holes in cheese are good, yes? In Khazakstan, we have much holy cheese! Sometimes, I am making joke at my sister, who is best prostitute. She have hole of cheese! Haha!"
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"Whoa, is dat dat Germans sex manual I've been hearings about? Is very kinkies, I hears."
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Welcome to Hufflepuff!
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