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Alice Cullen (Twilight Series)

Jul 24, 2007 10:37

[[Approved by Edward-mun!]]

Alice Cullen was not ordinary in any sense of the word. She had short, black hair that would make any normal girl snicker. She was very small and pixie-like, and graceful in her movements, which would make any dancer green with envy. She had a family of very attractive ladies and gentlemen that made every normal person ( Read more... )

alice cullen, maia, borat sagdiyev, skwisgaar skwigelf, application, luna lovegood, edward cullen

Comments 68

hellminxmel July 24 2007, 16:53:37 UTC

'Alice CULLEN?,' smirks Maia, reading the application. 'Oh dear, you're not related to Eddie-boy, are you? Dear little thing. Loses his temper a bit too easily...' She massages her throat unconsciously, going a little pink.

'I think I might like you better than him,' she adds silkily. 'You seem to have a healthy disregard for humans.' Not QUITE healthy enough, though. Imagine the fear that would reign with two bloodsucking vamps on the loose.

alicevamp July 24 2007, 16:57:57 UTC

Alice's eyes narrowed at the girl, "Yes, I'm Edward's sister," she replied, "And whatever could have happened to him to make him lose his temper so easily? "

hellminxmel July 24 2007, 17:01:54 UTC

'Oh, I don't think he's sleeping well,' Maia confides, leaning in as if she's just having a girly gossip. 'You know--boys and their disturbing dreams.'

She realises too late she's wearing a top she brought with her from the Hell dimensions. Even after multiple washes, it might still whiff of sulphur a bit. She jerks back, wondering if she can cause Alice sensory overload...ooh, that might be fun, actually.

alicevamp July 24 2007, 17:09:33 UTC

"I don't think that could be the problem at all," Alice tried to continue sounding pleasant and conversational, "seeing as how we don't sleep. Or dream, for that matter."

Alice stopped breathing, knowing that the very scent of this girl would make her want to vomit. The more unpleasant the person, the less appetized Alice was.

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sparklyvampire July 24 2007, 16:58:15 UTC

Edward had wondered how long it would take for some member of his family to figure out where he'd gone. What with Alice being able to see the future and everything, it had just been a matter of time. He was quite happy to see her, to be honest, as happy as he got these days. She was very much his favourite sibling.

"Alice," he greeted her, almost smiling.

alicevamp July 24 2007, 17:02:17 UTC

Alice's smile could've lit up the room. She lept forward and threw her arms around him, "Edward!" she cried, "Don't you ever leave us like that again! I've been worried sick about you!"

sparklyvampire July 24 2007, 17:11:03 UTC

He sighed and hugged her back, quickly. "I'm sorry. I just... needed some time on my own." If Alice had worried, that meant Esme had worried as well... Not his intent, surely. Worrying Esme was definitely a capital offence.

"How are you?" he asked politely.

alicevamp July 24 2007, 17:13:16 UTC

Alice let go of Edward, which meant a long drop to the ground, due to their differing heights.

"I'm alright," she answered quickly, "But what about you, Edward? When did you get here? What have you been doing?"

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lovesmanthongs July 25 2007, 07:41:23 UTC

Bearing a copy of a rather disturbing (but informative!) German sex manual, Borat trotted eagerly into the Sorting Room. "American woman," he mused to himself, and quickly made a motion of gyrating his hips and slapping the air. Just as a sort of 'Wowee, potential sexy times!' action for himself.

Suitably ready to greet this woman, Borat came closer and gave Alice an enormous - and slightly leering - grin. "You say holes in cheese are good, yes? In Khazakstan, we have much holy cheese! Sometimes, I am making joke at my sister, who is best prostitute. She have hole of cheese! Haha!"

gmilf_hunter July 25 2007, 07:51:18 UTC

Skwisgaar, once again, managed to get lost on the way to the bar and found himself in the sorting room. Something interesting caught his eye this time.

"Whoa, is dat dat Germans sex manual I've been hearings about? Is very kinkies, I hears."

lovesmanthongs July 25 2007, 07:56:11 UTC

"Yes!" Borat replied enthusiastically, opening the book and showing Skiwsgaar the specific page where the figures are having sex. "Is very sexy! You like? I got it from..." Borat fumbled for words, "Strange man in over-coat. He sell me this, free of charge!"

gmilf_hunter July 25 2007, 07:57:33 UTC

"Awwww, dat's is just the foreign aids workers position. Kiddy stuffs."

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ugly_old_hat August 5 2007, 05:26:01 UTC

"Are you lactose-intolerant or simply a vampire? We've had quite a few of those lately, and they've all seemed to hate cheese."

alicevamp August 5 2007, 22:43:33 UTC

Alice shrugged, "I'm not sure. I don't remember eating cheese as a human, and I really can't eat now. And even if I could, I'd have no reaction to the cheese. So I guess we'll never know. However, I am a vampire. No lying."

ugly_old_hat August 6 2007, 00:12:14 UTC

"Oh, not another one. Please tell me that you're of the non-emo variety. If we continue at the rate we've been going, we're going to have to hire emo-busters to make this school halfway-livable. Or perhaps clowns of the non-evil variety, if those exist."

alicevamp August 6 2007, 00:21:06 UTC

Alice let out a bemused laugh, "I'm sorry, I just got the image in my head of happy, smiling, genial clowns. It could never happen," she remarked, "And I'm not emo. Not all vampires are. However, my brother probably has been giving you that idea, seeing as how it looks like he's been awful depressed lately."

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ugly_old_hat August 9 2007, 01:41:17 UTC

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