Alice Cullen (Twilight Series)
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Alice Cullen was not ordinary in any sense of the word. She had short, black hair that would make any normal girl snicker. She was very small and pixie-like, and graceful in her movements, which would make any dancer green with envy. She had a family of very attractive ladies and gentlemen that made every normal person turn their heads to stare. Oh, and she was a vampire who had visions of the future from time to time. That, too.
Carlisle had sent her to look for Edward. After the family left Forks, he had disappeared to God-knows-where. Carlisle was the first one to hear the news about Edward living at Hogwarts, and immediately sent a very worried Alice to join him there. And the next morning, Alice Cullen arrived at Hogwarts to enroll herself.
She entered the Sorting Room at a brisk pace. She nearly sprinted across the room until she came upon the familiar three-legged stool that had a sheet of parchment and a quill on top. She picked up the sheet and scanned it quickly.
What kind of school asks you questions like these to get in?
She shrugged and scooped up the quill, eager to get these questions over with so she could find her brother
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Cheese? It's been a long time since I've had cheese... I don't even remember what my favorite was. But the natural holes in Swiss cheese are simply fascinating!
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
I don't kill people, so it looks like Barney will have to do. He looks very unappetizing, though. That ghastly purple color...
3. What time is it where you are?
I'm not sure. I don't own a watch. I guess it might be around noon.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
How peculiar... I'm married. I have no desire to harass anyone like that.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Hm. Bars are fascinating places. Humans go in and completely lose all sense of what's going on, and then say it was fun. Like this one bar in Port Angeles, The Red Sun. I've watched it before, and it's hilarious to watch humans come in and out as totally different people.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Whomever his little heart chooses. Marriage isn't about mythology... often.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Oh, I know what you mean. Well, my suggestion is that you throw away everything and start from scratch. Now you have no papers on your desk, and all is well in the world!
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I am most certainly not useless! I have visions of the future on some occasions, always helpful. And I'm not too bad at sketching and simple art like that. Not to mention speed, strength, and extremely heightened senses. Now take back the part about me being useless.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I have money, if that's what you want. And little trinkets, artifacts that I've picked up on my travels. They're yours if you want them.
I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ____AC________
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them._____AC______.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. _____AC______.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. _____AC________"
Alice Cullen was not ordinary in any sense of the word. She had short, black hair that would make any normal girl snicker. She was very small and pixie-like, and graceful in her movements, which would make any dancer green with envy. She had a family of very attractive ladies and gentlemen that made every normal person turn their heads to stare. Oh, and she was a vampire who had visions of the future from time to time. That, too.
Carlisle had sent her to look for Edward. After the family left Forks, he had disappeared to God-knows-where. Carlisle was the first one to hear the news about Edward living at Hogwarts, and immediately sent a very worried Alice to join him there. And the next morning, Alice Cullen arrived at Hogwarts to enroll herself.
She entered the Sorting Room at a brisk pace. She nearly sprinted across the room until she came upon the familiar three-legged stool that had a sheet of parchment and a quill on top. She picked up the sheet and scanned it quickly.
What kind of school asks you questions like these to get in?
She shrugged and scooped up the quill, eager to get these questions over with so she could find her brother
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Cheese? It's been a long time since I've had cheese... I don't even remember what my favorite was. But the natural holes in Swiss cheese are simply fascinating!
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
I don't kill people, so it looks like Barney will have to do. He looks very unappetizing, though. That ghastly purple color...
3. What time is it where you are?
I'm not sure. I don't own a watch. I guess it might be around noon.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
How peculiar... I'm married. I have no desire to harass anyone like that.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Hm. Bars are fascinating places. Humans go in and completely lose all sense of what's going on, and then say it was fun. Like this one bar in Port Angeles, The Red Sun. I've watched it before, and it's hilarious to watch humans come in and out as totally different people.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Whomever his little heart chooses. Marriage isn't about mythology... often.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Oh, I know what you mean. Well, my suggestion is that you throw away everything and start from scratch. Now you have no papers on your desk, and all is well in the world!
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I am most certainly not useless! I have visions of the future on some occasions, always helpful. And I'm not too bad at sketching and simple art like that. Not to mention speed, strength, and extremely heightened senses. Now take back the part about me being useless.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I have money, if that's what you want. And little trinkets, artifacts that I've picked up on my travels. They're yours if you want them.
I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ____AC________
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them._____AC______.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. _____AC______.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. _____AC________"