Application for Susan Sto Helit
Hello, Granddad. I heard you were here, so I thought I'd drop in.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Sometimes I pack some quality aged cheddar to snack on while the children are doing their classwork. It keeps well during the school day. Although on the whole, I prefer chocolate over cheese altogether.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Barney, without question. He coddles children in ways that won't serve them very well later in life. "I love you, you love me" indeed.
3. What time is it where you are?
About a quarter past three.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them?
That's a rather forward question, isn't it? Although Mr Lupin seems to have a proper brain in his head, and seems like he'd be an appealing conversationalist.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
I've been known to go for a drink at Biers (where, as they say, everybody knows your shape). Not only will parents not see me there; the other patrons are sensible enough to leave me alone.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
I would say it's entirely up to him, and it's not for me to interfere. Other people's personal lives are their business, aren't they?
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I'm constantly disposing of it.
Because you've not got a proper filing system, have you? Look, when you have some time, let me know, and I'll help you develop one. It's really not that difficult.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I have had an excellent education, and have considerable knowledge of a wide range of subjects, including history, geography, literature, and mathematics. I'm very good with children and, on request, can provide references from my work as a governess and a schoolteacher.
*pause*
*sigh*
And, yes, I can wield Grandad's scythe and ride Binky, and I'm very good with a fireplace poker. Bogeymen fear me, et cetera. And I can do that voice. If pressed.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
I have some excellent chocolate. Sto Lat's finest.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Sometimes I pack some quality aged cheddar to snack on while the children are doing their classwork. It keeps well during the school day. Although on the whole, I prefer chocolate over cheese altogether.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Barney, without question. He coddles children in ways that won't serve them very well later in life. "I love you, you love me" indeed.
3. What time is it where you are?
About a quarter past three.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them?
That's a rather forward question, isn't it? Although Mr Lupin seems to have a proper brain in his head, and seems like he'd be an appealing conversationalist.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
I've been known to go for a drink at Biers (where, as they say, everybody knows your shape). Not only will parents not see me there; the other patrons are sensible enough to leave me alone.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
I would say it's entirely up to him, and it's not for me to interfere. Other people's personal lives are their business, aren't they?
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I'm constantly disposing of it.
Because you've not got a proper filing system, have you? Look, when you have some time, let me know, and I'll help you develop one. It's really not that difficult.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I have had an excellent education, and have considerable knowledge of a wide range of subjects, including history, geography, literature, and mathematics. I'm very good with children and, on request, can provide references from my work as a governess and a schoolteacher.
*pause*
*sigh*
And, yes, I can wield Grandad's scythe and ride Binky, and I'm very good with a fireplace poker. Bogeymen fear me, et cetera. And I can do that voice. If pressed.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
I have some excellent chocolate. Sto Lat's finest.