Owl to Michael Scott

Jul 17, 2007 17:01


Mr. Scott,

It has come to my attention that you are the head of the Dunder-Mifflin Hogsmede branch. I represent the band Dethklok, and I would like to talk to you about a potential business deal.

Charles Ofdensen

charles foster ofdensen, owl, michael scott

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Return owl office_michael July 22 2007, 21:53:40 UTC
Dear Charlie Brown
Dear Charles Off-dem-men
Dear Charles Ondensen

Greetings!

Sounds like a plan, Stan! I'd suggest meeting at Chili's, which is the best place for business deals, but I don't think there's one here. Know of anywhere we can get a decent Awesome Blossom? They are truly awesome, you know.

Michael Scott
Regional Manager, Dunder-Mifflin Hogsmeade
Prefect, Slytherin House

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Re: Return owl charlesofdensen July 22 2007, 22:26:42 UTC
Mr. Scott:

You are a very strange man

While I don't know where to get an Awesome Blossom, The Three Broomsticks should serve as a good place to have lunch and a business meeting.

Charles Ofdensen

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Re: Return owl office_michael July 22 2007, 23:41:58 UTC
Dear Charlie Charlie Bo Barley
Dear Charlie Chaplin
Dear Charlie Choochoo

Dinkin flicka!

Yeah, and the waitresses there are pretty hot. And that statement is not at all sexually harassing, because it is true, and the truth is not harassment.

When is a good time for you?

Michael Scott
Regional Manager, Dunder-Mifflin Hogsmeade
Prefect, Slytherin House

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Re: Return owl charlesofdensen July 23 2007, 00:12:44 UTC
Mr. Scott:

...........

2:30 today fine?

Charles Ofdensen

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