Application for Brook (One Piece)

Jun 28, 2007 15:54

A rather odd looking skeleton suddenly appears in the great hall.  Taking a sip of tea from the cup he's holding, he looks around.  Suddenly, he shouts, "Aaaaah!  Where am I?!"  Spotting the application lying nearby, he picks it up.  "Oh well, I might as well fill out this paper!  Yohohoho!"

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?

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laura palmer, jack sparrow, application, remus lupin, franky, death

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Vote: hufflepuff moonylicious June 28 2007, 20:37:08 UTC
"I don't normally squib most applicants, but not only do you want to see Tonks's panties, which I am sure she wouldn't appreciate, but you are also a pirate, which are the true enemies of all ninja kind. But I do agree with your thoughts on zombies, so, against my own better judgment, I am voting you into Hufflepuff."

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Re: Vote: hufflepuff yohohofro June 28 2007, 20:40:45 UTC
Pirates, enemies to ninjas? That was a new one. "Pardon me, but since when has such a feud between pirates and ninjas existed?"

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Re: Vote: hufflepuff moonylicious June 28 2007, 21:03:33 UTC
"Since midsummer, actually," Remus responded. "The pirates started it by casting aspersions on the characters of all ninjas."

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Re: Vote: hufflepuff yohohofro June 28 2007, 21:09:41 UTC
"Ah, so it's no wonder I wouldn't know about it! You see, I've been adrift at sea for years upon years, out of contact with any sort of culture," Brook said, looking about as somber as a skeleton could look "I suppose I should apologize for the actions of my fellow pirates. But first, would you mind answering a question for me? Aren't ninjas simply assassins, or are they somehow different in this world?"

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battlefranky36 June 28 2007, 21:00:21 UTC
Franky didn't believe his eyes. "Oi, Brook! Is that really you?!" A familiar face, any familiar face, was a welcome thing to Franky. Even if that familiar face was just a skull. Franky tried to say something, but was sobbing too much and his words were lost.

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yohohofro June 28 2007, 21:04:16 UTC
"Franky! Are you alright?" Brook wanted to be excited about meeting a friend almost immediately after arriving in this strange place, but Franky's tears made it very hard.

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battlefranky36 June 28 2007, 21:15:30 UTC
"IDIOT! As if I'd be crying!" Franky sobbed, barely managing to get the words out of his mouth. Wiping away his tears, Franky looked at Brook with a wide grin. "It's great to see you."

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yohohofro June 28 2007, 21:25:40 UTC
"So, Franky, what is this place?" Brook asked. "This isn't familiar to me at all. Perhaps...I've died and gone to the next life? AH! I'M NOT READY TO DIE AGAIN!"

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parlulilaloo June 28 2007, 22:24:51 UTC
Oy. More skeletons. Jack wasn't sure whether to stand and fight or run like a sissy!.

Although... You know, cheese. Panties. ...Poop? Er, well. Plus a fine affinity for being a pirate. Made for a rather outstanding person, didn't it? Jack furrowed his eyebrows at the newcomer, one thumb hooked into his belt as he glanced the skeleton over, a bit appreciatively.

"I like you."

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yohohofro June 28 2007, 22:36:13 UTC
Ah! Somebody liked him already! And, by the looks of it, another pirate! Maybe this place wasn't so bad after all.

"Ah, such a warm greeting from a stranger! It makes my eyes well up with tears, not that I have eyes anymore! Yohohoho! So, by what name should I address you by?"

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parlulilaloo June 28 2007, 22:41:16 UTC
Yes, a very enthusiastic pirate. Said 'Yohoho' a bit too much to be healthy. Or at least for Jack's liking. "Captain Jack Sparrow, naturally," he announced with a wide look to his eyes, and paused, pouting his lip. "Or... 's a bit long, really. Jack, then! Or Franklin. Whichever name you want to, really."

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yohohofro June 28 2007, 22:47:44 UTC
So, he was a captain. Did this mean that there was another entire pirate crew here? "It is truly a pleasure to meet you, Jack! Would you mind answering a simple question for me? Are there any other pirates here?"

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friendofkittens June 29 2007, 03:49:51 UTC
HELLO THERE.

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yohohofro June 29 2007, 05:18:45 UTC
Brook fell to the floor, his jaw agape. It looked as if he wanted to scream, but he was simply unable to. This...this was infinitely scarier than the zombies on that island. "What...what are you?"

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friendofkittens July 1 2007, 08:16:01 UTC
DEATH. Death shrugged. It seemed like the obvious thing to say. NICE HAIR. He owned a hairbrush, and had in fact once tried a wig to see what having hair was like, but it hadn't really stuck.

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yohohofro July 1 2007, 12:02:48 UTC
"Th-thank you," Brook whispered, still on the floor. What was Death doing here? Brook had cheated Death once before, maybe that was why he was here now. But why was he acting so...civil? Maybe he didn't recognize me! Yes, that must be it! Yohohohoho!

"What brings such an important figure as yourself to the sorting of a simple man such as myself?" Brook asked, trying not to look directly at Death's face.

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wh0_kill3d_m3 July 1 2007, 01:16:43 UTC
...where did that tea you just drank go, exactly?

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yohohofro July 1 2007, 11:57:54 UTC
"Have you ever seen a mosquito drink blood, my dear?" Brook responded, feeling confident that this was the perfect answer.

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wh0_kill3d_m3 July 1 2007, 16:09:01 UTC
nnnnnnNo. Why? Have you?

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yohohofro July 1 2007, 19:47:47 UTC
"Why yes, I have! When a mosquito drinks blood, it goes directly to the creature's rear! In my old age, this is a rather apt analogy for my digestion of liquids! Yohohoho!" Brook explained, happy just to be talking to her. "How I have missed such lighthearted conversation with such a beauty! How many years has it been since I last had such an experience? Yohohohohoho!" At this point, Brook was more or less dancing and spinning.

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