A rather odd looking skeleton suddenly appears in the great hall.  Taking a sip of tea from the cup he's holding, he looks around.  Suddenly, he shouts, "Aaaaah!  Where am I?!"  Spotting the application lying nearby, he picks it up.  "Oh well, I might as well fill out this paper!  Yohohoho!"

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?

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Watch the right. You favor your right when you turn.Steph took a deep breath, and started a series of handsprings, occasionally aiming at one of the person-shaped outlines now covering a small circle of unfortunate trees. The outlines had red targets for fatal injuries, white targets for temporarily debilitating injuries, and pink targets for ( Read more... )

Toki can't help but feel like he's forgotten about something. It doesn't involve Dethklok, at least not that he can remember. He doesn't think it involves Rockso the koala or Dammit the ex-yard wolf (the freaking wolf refused to answer to Fenris anymore, so Toki had taken the hint and stopped calling him that). And then it hits him: not one, ( Read more... )

The Secrets Board had left Josh bewildered. The people of Hogwarts appeared to think that:
a. he looked like " one fugly mofo" as a child,
b. he was endlessly sobbing, by the sheer number of people writing "such and such makes baby Jesus cry", and, most disturbing of all,
c. he was some sort of sex object.

There was only one logical conclusion: the ( Read more... )

Having remembered the band that he and Toki had talked about during his sorting, Franky finally opened an old letter.

Hey, do you still want to get that band together?
P.S.  Sorry for not contacting you sooner, I've been pretty busy.
-The Most Super Man at Hogwarts, The Underground Face of Hufflepuff, Franky

Franky didn't get along with many people.  Usually, it took a strong event for him to form a bond with anybody.  Even then, he might not get along with them.

So why the hell was he helping somebody that he just met?!  As he and Elliot walked toward the Hospital Wing, he kept asking himself this same question.  Maybe it had to do with the fact that ( Read more... )

It took Toki a while to get used to tying things to owls. He's not sure if he likes them or not. On the one hand, email is quicker and less likely to bite. On the other, owls are pretty fucking metal.

( Owl to the girl from Japan )

Due to college applications, massive amounts of homework, and maybe being covered in bees, I'm going to have to go on a Hiatus.  Sorry.

Franky's locked himself up somewhere, working on the blue prints for his space ship.

Posted around the school are large posters depicting a space ship rocketing throughout space. Above the space ship are the giant words "SUPER SPACE SHIP!" Beneath the picture is the following.

Do you want to have super adventures in space? Do you want to contribute to one of the most super scientific events ever to take place at Hogwarts EVER? Then ( Read more... )

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