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What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Lancre Blue; it’s excellent on toast and crackers. Or, when none is available which is most of the time as the Dean usually finishes it off before the dish ever gets to me brie is always good.
Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
I think things like the purple dinosaur are more worthy of study than death. For instance, how did it come by its unusual color? Is it a mutation or survival trait? I’d also like to know what circumstances need to be present for a Tyrannosaurus Rex to develop the ability to speak. I mean, it doesn’t look like it has the appropriate vocal chords or anything. Tests first, demise later if it really is necessary.
So Carrottop, I guess. Of course, you understand I’d never be able to kill anyone myself. If I had the money I’d hire an assassin.
What time is it where you are?
Four o'clock. I think. We’ve been experimenting with Re-annual plants and I think that time around the University was altered slightly. No lasting damage, though; we didn't go past more than a few hours. I’m positive we’re back in the exact place as when we started. Or at least at some point very close.
If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
I haven’t given it much thought, really. Rule of celibacy and all.
If you are pushing to be in:
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Your desk is a stress point between dimensions. No doubt someone else in the multiverse is missing his paperwork because it’s ending up on your desk. If I’m right please let me take a look at it! The last one closed up before I had a chance to study it.
Or possibly it’s a student prank.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
I could get you a page or two of invisible writings. Maybe a whole book if you’re willing to be patient.
The only thing on hand I can offer you would be a tin of Klatchian coffee. There are also a few books that won’t be missed much if you’re interested. Nothing else in the High-Energy Magic Building would be particularly safe to part with, I’m afraid.
Lancre Blue; it’s excellent on toast and crackers. Or, when none is available which is most of the time as the Dean usually finishes it off before the dish ever gets to me brie is always good.
Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
I think things like the purple dinosaur are more worthy of study than death. For instance, how did it come by its unusual color? Is it a mutation or survival trait? I’d also like to know what circumstances need to be present for a Tyrannosaurus Rex to develop the ability to speak. I mean, it doesn’t look like it has the appropriate vocal chords or anything. Tests first, demise later if it really is necessary.
So Carrottop, I guess. Of course, you understand I’d never be able to kill anyone myself. If I had the money I’d hire an assassin.
What time is it where you are?
Four o'clock. I think. We’ve been experimenting with Re-annual plants and I think that time around the University was altered slightly. No lasting damage, though; we didn't go past more than a few hours. I’m positive we’re back in the exact place as when we started. Or at least at some point very close.
If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
I haven’t given it much thought, really. Rule of celibacy and all.
If you are pushing to be in:
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Your desk is a stress point between dimensions. No doubt someone else in the multiverse is missing his paperwork because it’s ending up on your desk. If I’m right please let me take a look at it! The last one closed up before I had a chance to study it.
Or possibly it’s a student prank.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
I could get you a page or two of invisible writings. Maybe a whole book if you’re willing to be patient.
The only thing on hand I can offer you would be a tin of Klatchian coffee. There are also a few books that won’t be missed much if you’re interested. Nothing else in the High-Energy Magic Building would be particularly safe to part with, I’m afraid.