Application: Reinette Poisson (Doctor Who)
((both the ninth doctor and Rose Tyler have given permission for this application to be processed. Also, this Reinette never died, she is still waiting for her Doctor to come back through the fireplace.))
A beautiful blond woman glides into the room, her elaborate, jewel encrusted skirts held just high enough to show off the embroidered satin of each high heeled slipper. Her head is held high, the golden curls atop her crown are coiled in an elaborate coiffure that only an artist could have envisioned. Diamonds and pearls adorn her throat and dangle from her ears while golden thread has been woven into the bodice just below her impressively corseted décolletage. Her flawless alabaster skin makes it difficult to assess her age, but the knowing, confident expression upon her lovely face suggests a wisdom one might not usually associate with one such as she. Reinette Poisson, Madame de Pompadour conducts herself as royalty and this is evident as she takes her seat; adjusting her voluminous skirts over closed knees and displaying such impeccable posture that her back doesn’t even approach resting against the seat. Her gaze addresses the room then, an enigmatic smile adorning her lips, as she seemingly prepares to take on the world.
. 1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I prefer camembert as it goes very well with a nice Bordeaux. It is very important to have sufficient refreshment for one’s guests.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Well I haven’t been apprised of their crimes, but as I have the ear of the King I’m sure I can sway the executioner in whichever direction you so choose.
3. What time is it where you are?
Actually, I’m not sure exactly where I am. Can you tell me? Nothing is ever quite what it seems where my life is concerned.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
I don’t believe I’ve had the pleasure of meeting this Mr. Albus Dumbledore. Is he new at court? Unfortunately having never met him I cannot make a judgment on who he’d prefer to sexually harass. Honestly, who would want to sexually harass someone anyway? Seduction is so much more fun and certainly more effective for getting what you want.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Hmm, most things are better in the dark, don’t you agree? The wine at Chez la Reinette is usually exclusively for the King, but if a certain handsome Doctor were thirsty I wouldn’t turn him away.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Last time I checked the Catholic Church had not approved of homosexual alliances, but then again, they don’t officially approve of me either. As the King’s official mistress I can assure you that I hold the greatest respect for the marriage bed, and if I may be so bold, have been in it a time or two (the Queen and I get along quite well, thanks.) However, it is not the place for everyone. My advice for Harry, Fred, and George, is to stop putting limits and boundaries on their lives and just love whomever they choose. In fact, why choose? You never know when the love of your life is going to magically appear, or reappear…
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
This seems like a simple question to answer but as I mentioned before, never in my life has anything been exactly what it seems. The logical answer would to be say that just as quickly as you are able to complete a task, a new one is being given to you. However the possibilities of the fantastic are endless. Perhaps a window in time has been opened in your rubbish bin and every piece of paper you dispose of magically becomes brand new and unfinished. Perhaps there is a malicious machine stalking your office who undoes all your hard work once you retire for the evening. I suggest you have one of your guards secretly watch your lair in the hopes of discovering the truth behind this mystery.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I am the mistress to Louis XV who is the King of the most powerful country in the world and the master of Versailles itself. There is nothing that he withholds from me. What is it you desire?
"I have read the hogwarts hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. __RP_.
I have read the hogwarts hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. _RP_.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. __RP_.
One day, marmalade Love, will rule the world. ___RP_.