The Horrible Unpopping of GIR! (open RP)

[metsuhametsu]

Deep in the bowls of the castle - which is to say, in a rather large and unusual room on the second floor - there came an almighty crash, as a small metallic robot fell from the roof into a little metal pile on the stone floor. How he managed this after spending several months as a large kernel of popcorn in an unbreakable glass case is unknown.

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[assmeat_hunger]

((...Oh, dear God, I love you. ...And because these two should never, EVER be in the same room together...!))

"Dear sweet Jeebus, it's one'a them cyborgs!" Tenna chose to yelp aloud, eyes wide and fixated on the small, metal thing in front of her. Why she was down by the popcorn room, she didn't quite kn... Okay, she'd been trying to steal a piece of popcorn. They were so big! And fluffy! But seriously. Robot. Way more interesting than snack food. "Cyborgs taste like monkeys you say? How peculi-fuckin'-lar!"

[metsuhametsu]

((AHAHAHA OH GOD. Tenna and GIR. Perfect. XD))

"Cyborg!" GIR screamed. His eyes and the panel on his chest glowed red; he raised his arms above his head and flew upwards into the air, spinning and making various combat-style poses before landing, with a soft thump, on Tenna's head.

His eyes were blue again.

"One day I'm gonna taste like a burrito! Burriiiiiiitoooo!" Tenna's head was smaller than Zim's, and MUCH smaller than Dib's (of course), so GIR sat with his legs danging in front of Tenna's face rather than curling up comfortably. He leaned forward and down to look at her. "And I got a piggy!" The malfunctioning SIR unit pulled a rubber piggy from his head (he'd taken out various chips and wires to make room for it! Yay!) and squeaked it in Tenna's general direction.

[assmeat_hunger]

And oh, dear. Flying metal objects could never be a good thing. Could cause explosions! Decapitate young things! Eat cows! In fact, she was fairly sure she read a documentary about that once.

...Read a documentary? What?

Wait. It was on her head. THERE WAS A ROBOT RATHER ON HER HEAD.

Neat!

Naturally, the pig being dangled in front of Tenna's face made her automatically squeak back, in recognition. "Squeak," she said quite seriously to the pig. And then, much louder, and more of a screech, "THING WHAT SQUEEEEEAKS." Oh, this was a perfect, perfect moment. She instantly whipped out Spooky, giggling hysterically and squeaking him like nobody's business. "They can be FRIIIEENNNDDS."

[metsuhametsu]

"You gots a piggy too!" GIR cried, delighted. He loveded the piggy, after all, but the poor piggy didn't have any friends because the squirrel kept trying to eat it. (There had actually been a long succession of the tiny rubber toys, some of whom had been eaten by GIR himself - why else did the base come equipped with a high-tech rubber piggy dispenser? - but to his shattered little robot mind, there was only ONE pig.)

"Whatsit called? Whatsit callllled?" GIR demanded. "My piggy's called..." he trailed off, thinking hard for a few minutes. "PIGGY!"

Suddenly, GIR remembered that he wasn't supposed to talk in fron of humans. The fact that he was BLATANTLY a robot, without even his green doggy disguise on, didn't cross his mind. "... MIAOW."

[whosneverbeen]

Luna wandered into the popcorn room, having been alerted by all the screeching. She stared down at Gir, looking vaguely puzzled, then she smiled. "Hello. You're sort of cute."

[metsuhametsu]

"WheeeeeeHOO!" GIR shrieked, and ran up to hug Luna's legs. Maybe she had snacks! Oh, how he wished for snacks.

"... can I have a sammich?" he asked, gazing up at Luna with huge, featureless cyan eyes.

[whosneverbeen]

Luna disengaged Gir from around her legs and smiled. "Of course." She pulled out her wand, muttered an incantation, and a sandwich appeared from nowhere, which she offered.

Unpopcorning of ZIIIIIM

[gr8testirkeneva]

Suddenly with a second almighy crash, a tiny green alien burst out -proud, gloved hands on hips and massive pink eyes narrowing.

"GIR! Get over here now!" He glanced around. "Behold, GIR, at what I have done! I have FREEED us form our filthy, kernelly doooom." He hummed triumphantly, awaiting praise.

Re: Unpopcorning of ZIIIIIM

[metsuhametsu]

"No you didn'," GIR sing-songed; but he did run up to Zim, waving one arm rapidly in front of the Irken Invader's face.

"I taste like a monkeh!" he repeated - then suddenly, as if for the first time, glanced at the giant popcorn kernels. "Poppity poppity popcorn! Did we go pop?" The word seems to amuse him. "Pop pop tee pop-pop-pop, poppity POP POP pop, poppy poppy POP!"

Re: Unpopcorning of ZIIIIIM

[gr8testirkeneva]

"GIR! FOCUS!" He ordered. "We're deep in the enemy territory, we can't afford to draw...attention to ourselves." He paused, looking this way and that. "Hurry, GIR, what information have you gathered from these human filthies?"

He gasped in horror, "And WHERE are our disguises?!"

Re: Unpopcorning of ZIIIIIM

[metsuhametsu]

"Piggy met another piggy!" GIR exclaimed excitedly. "It went SQUEAKSQUEAKSQUEAK like this: SQUEAKSQUEAKSQUEAK."

He stuck his tongue out, considering Zim's last question. "I... don't know." Then he leapt into Zim's arms. "HUGGIIIIIIING!"