Larsa Ferrinas Solidor, Final Fantasy XII
A boy of thirteen years with dark hair and effeminate features entered the sorting room, confusion written on his features.
"I... Where am I? I don't recognize this part of the palace... Guards? Anybody?," the boy asked in an accent that could only be described as British- though the boy had never even heard of Britain before in his life.
It began to dawn on Larsa that he wasn't in Kansas Archades anymore.
His attention then fell to the application in the middle of the room. Larsa began to answer the questions aloud.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
"I'm quite fond of the blue veined cheese native to my home country, Archadia. There are several kinds, but I doubt I could choose a favorite from among them."
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
"Since I'd rather not be known as the sort of emperor who goes around killing people, I'd have to say Barney. I've nothing against killing fiends."
3. What time is it where you are?
"It was half past noon, last I checked. Though I've no idea what time it is... Wherever this place is."
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Larsa looked taken aback. "I would do no such thing! Such conduct would be unbecoming of an emperor. Though, were I required to choose a favorite person- whom I would not harass- from this Order, I would say... Harry Potter."
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
"The Joyeuse.* It's the name of my favorite rapier." For emphasis, Larsa drew the sword from his belt and swung it in front of him carefully.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Larsa, who is very sensitive about the subject of forced marriages, answered this one rather vehemently. "I think he ought to choose whomever he so pleases. Not all of us get that kind of choice."
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
"Can't be any worse than my desk," Larsa muttered under his breath. "Paperwork is eternal. There's always something that needs your signature, even if it's something stupid like whether or not to raise the tariffs on imported cheese a half a gil."
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
"I'm the emperor of Archadia, and things seem to be running smoothly there. I like to think I've done a good job."
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
"If I knew how to get back to Archades, I could get you nearly anything... But for now, I have hi-potions. Many, many hi-potions. And some gil, if you prefer money."
*((OOC note: The name of Larsa's sword is never mentioned in game, but if you use a Game Shark, you find out the name of the weapon he uses is Joyeuse. Cool, neh?))
I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. LFS
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. LFS
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. LFS
One day, marmalade will rule the world. LFS
((All the other character-muns from FFXII have been contacted... Because I'm the only one! Yeah, it's me, LGS, aka Balthier-mun.))
"I... Where am I? I don't recognize this part of the palace... Guards? Anybody?," the boy asked in an accent that could only be described as British- though the boy had never even heard of Britain before in his life.
It began to dawn on Larsa that he wasn't in Kansas Archades anymore.
His attention then fell to the application in the middle of the room. Larsa began to answer the questions aloud.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
"I'm quite fond of the blue veined cheese native to my home country, Archadia. There are several kinds, but I doubt I could choose a favorite from among them."
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
"Since I'd rather not be known as the sort of emperor who goes around killing people, I'd have to say Barney. I've nothing against killing fiends."
3. What time is it where you are?
"It was half past noon, last I checked. Though I've no idea what time it is... Wherever this place is."
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Larsa looked taken aback. "I would do no such thing! Such conduct would be unbecoming of an emperor. Though, were I required to choose a favorite person- whom I would not harass- from this Order, I would say... Harry Potter."
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
"The Joyeuse.* It's the name of my favorite rapier." For emphasis, Larsa drew the sword from his belt and swung it in front of him carefully.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Larsa, who is very sensitive about the subject of forced marriages, answered this one rather vehemently. "I think he ought to choose whomever he so pleases. Not all of us get that kind of choice."
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
"Can't be any worse than my desk," Larsa muttered under his breath. "Paperwork is eternal. There's always something that needs your signature, even if it's something stupid like whether or not to raise the tariffs on imported cheese a half a gil."
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
"I'm the emperor of Archadia, and things seem to be running smoothly there. I like to think I've done a good job."
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
"If I knew how to get back to Archades, I could get you nearly anything... But for now, I have hi-potions. Many, many hi-potions. And some gil, if you prefer money."
*((OOC note: The name of Larsa's sword is never mentioned in game, but if you use a Game Shark, you find out the name of the weapon he uses is Joyeuse. Cool, neh?))
I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. LFS
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. LFS
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. LFS
One day, marmalade will rule the world. LFS
((All the other character-muns from FFXII have been contacted... Because I'm the only one! Yeah, it's me, LGS, aka Balthier-mun.))