Comments | hogwarts_hocus: Green Butterflies from the Green Fairy

lady_thujone in hogwarts_hocus

Green Butterflies from the Green Fairy

Feb 11, 2007 23:29

( A flock of tired green butterflies to Eris )

anthony crowley, eris, owl, la fee verte

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primediscordian February 12 2007, 14:19:12 UTC

Never you mind, darling, Ravenclaw has the most visitors and the best bar -- the better to slip a few bottles into the populace, you know.

You simply must come pop by Slytherin -- I'll let you in and tell you all the fun I have planned. Stuffy old marriages to crack open, people to corrupt, doctors to stalk, my baby brother and his terrible wife here to harass...

Eris

lady_thujone February 12 2007, 17:59:26 UTC

But they're such Philistines, Eris darling! No respect for the proper ceremony, the spoon, the sugar cube, the slow drip of cold water, the swirl of louche as it turns opalescent... they'd swill it straight from the bottle, I know they would! That might be fine for that floozy Nancy Whiskey, but I like to have a little style.

I can't wait to hear all your luscious plans! You always had the most delightful ideas.

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primediscordian February 12 2007, 18:01:15 UTC

Ah, but isn't that how you teach? First the substance, then the style. Give it and then take it away, they'll fall at your feet as they should in droves.

I even have one little mortal in particular to smite. She actually told me to 'bring it on'. Oh, sweet hubris.

Eris.

lady_thujone February 12 2007, 18:06:52 UTC

How am I to have the patience to deal with these boors who think a rum and Coke (and it's not as if it's even the proper Coca-Cola... no touch of Mama Coca there!) is the height of sophistication! It's enough to make one weep, it truly is.

She told you what? Oh, dear, how very droll. This shall be a grand amusement!

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Return owl to Fee heymrcrowley February 12 2007, 20:21:50 UTC

Attached is the list of all the Slytherin passwords for the week.

Don't worry about it, FV. It's my House, and I say you can come over whenever you like.

Thanks for the bottle. I'll try to make use of it, though I don't think I've got anyone to drink it with.

Re: Return owl to Fee lady_thujone February 12 2007, 20:26:25 UTC

Oh, you are a darling! I just haven't been able to bear the thought of all those rotgut-swilling ruffians with no appreciation for quality.

No one to drink with? That's dreadful! We'll have to see if there's anything that can be done about that. Proper companionship is so important.

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Re: Return owl to Fee heymrcrowley February 12 2007, 20:43:45 UTC

Oh, I don't know, I hear that place is kind of a hotspot. It's been pretty low-key in our Common Room, anyway. I've been meaning to fix that... it's bloody boring around here.

'Proper' being the keyword, though. So far most of the company here seems to be either human or... well, not the best of friends.

Re: Return owl to Fee lady_thujone February 12 2007, 20:47:09 UTC

Boring? Oh, that won't do, it simply won't do at all! I know we can do something to change that. With you and Eris around, I just know we can plan some lovely parties!

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