Buzz Lightyear (Toy Story)
*A small spaceship that appears to be made out of cardboard flies into the room. It lands upright on a chair, and the front opens to allow what appears to be a foot-high astronaut out.* I told them I could get that hovercraft motor to work.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
*Buzz stares blankly.* Cheese. Why is the first question on this application about cheese?
Well, I'm not sure what my favorite cheese is, but I can definitely tell you what it isn't - those "singles" things. They may look like yellow plastic, but don't let that fool you - they taste like yellow plastic, too.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Barney. I've never heard of Carrottop - is it some kind of doll?
3. What time is it where you are?
*Buzz pulls out an old-fasioned pocketwatch.* About ten o'clock.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
*Buzz rolls his eyes.* Hello? I'm a Space Ranger. We don't do that stuff.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Who would be stupid enough to bartend in the dark? The people drinking being in the dark, I can understand. Bartending in the dark would only work if you only had one type of drink.
But anyway, I once read about a bar called the "Spaceman's Widow."
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Okay, so we've had cheese, killing children's show characters, sexual harassment, bartending, and now matchmaking. *Buzz speaks to nobody in particular.* Does this application strike anyone else as strange?
Have you considered that maybe nobody involved wants to be in this particular relationship? Because, you know, from what I've heard, at least one of them has a girlfriend already...
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
This one, I can handle. Are you sure you're disposing of your paperwork? Could be there's a freak ... well, this is a magic school, right? Maybe there's a freak wormhole that's opened up in your trash can that dumps the paper right back onto your desk. Try throwing away a candy wrapper and seeing if it reappears.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
Well, okay, I'm not really a Space Ranger, I'm just a toy, but I've managed to help Woody hold the rest of the room together and keep anyone from finding out that we're alive... and I've just blown the secret, haven't I? Oh, well. Just... nobody tell Andy, okay?
Oh, and I've saved my friends from various things several times, but then, they've done the same thing.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
Bribe? Huh. I'm fairly good at puzzles, codes, that sort of thing... or arguments, I'm pretty good at dealing with arguments. I've got a few game pieces, bouncy balls, jacks... the sort of thing that gets lost behind desks and in sofas - maybe even a little change, although there's not much of that.
I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. BL
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. BL
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. BL
One day, marmalade will rule the world. BL
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
*Buzz stares blankly.* Cheese. Why is the first question on this application about cheese?
Well, I'm not sure what my favorite cheese is, but I can definitely tell you what it isn't - those "singles" things. They may look like yellow plastic, but don't let that fool you - they taste like yellow plastic, too.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Barney. I've never heard of Carrottop - is it some kind of doll?
3. What time is it where you are?
*Buzz pulls out an old-fasioned pocketwatch.* About ten o'clock.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
*Buzz rolls his eyes.* Hello? I'm a Space Ranger. We don't do that stuff.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Who would be stupid enough to bartend in the dark? The people drinking being in the dark, I can understand. Bartending in the dark would only work if you only had one type of drink.
But anyway, I once read about a bar called the "Spaceman's Widow."
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Okay, so we've had cheese, killing children's show characters, sexual harassment, bartending, and now matchmaking. *Buzz speaks to nobody in particular.* Does this application strike anyone else as strange?
Have you considered that maybe nobody involved wants to be in this particular relationship? Because, you know, from what I've heard, at least one of them has a girlfriend already...
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
This one, I can handle. Are you sure you're disposing of your paperwork? Could be there's a freak ... well, this is a magic school, right? Maybe there's a freak wormhole that's opened up in your trash can that dumps the paper right back onto your desk. Try throwing away a candy wrapper and seeing if it reappears.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
Well, okay, I'm not really a Space Ranger, I'm just a toy, but I've managed to help Woody hold the rest of the room together and keep anyone from finding out that we're alive... and I've just blown the secret, haven't I? Oh, well. Just... nobody tell Andy, okay?
Oh, and I've saved my friends from various things several times, but then, they've done the same thing.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
Bribe? Huh. I'm fairly good at puzzles, codes, that sort of thing... or arguments, I'm pretty good at dealing with arguments. I've got a few game pieces, bouncy balls, jacks... the sort of thing that gets lost behind desks and in sofas - maybe even a little change, although there's not much of that.
I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. BL
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. BL
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. BL
One day, marmalade will rule the world. BL