Application for Ranma Saotome (Ranma 1/2)

[nocoldwaterplz]

Ranma casually strolls into the sorting room, his hands in his pockets. He slumps down in a chair as he awaits the questioning to begin. "Alright, let's do this!... Hey, wait... There aint gonna be any cold water around here, is there?"

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[sam_the_slayer]

"How many fiances are 'too many'? And if marriage is an issue, why haven't you done it already? Then you wouldn't have to worry about the extra fiances."

[nocoldwaterplz]

Ranma let out an annoyed sigh. "Somewhere around eight or nine... And when they're all tryin' ta kill each other, it makes it kinda hard ta settle down with another." Ranma blushed slightly. "I mean, yeah, there might be one I like better than the others... But I aint ready for marriage yet."

[sam_the_slayer]

"Hmmm. Where I come from that wouldn't have been an issue. You'd just go to the Wall and that would be that."

[nocoldwaterplz]

Ranma quirked an eyebrow. "The Wall? What the hell?"

[sam_the_slayer]

"Of course you wouldn't know about the wall. I keep forgetting." Sam scowled and looked down. "The Wall keeps wildlings and... things best not spoken of... out of Westeros, where I come from. A man who serves on the Wall, as part of the Night's Watch can father no children, and hence can't get married." Unaccountably, this made Sam blush deeply.

[nocoldwaterplz]

Ranma quirked an eyebrow. "Ya don't say? Sounds like a sucky job... No offense or nuthin'."

[fantastic_rose]

"A guy tired of sexual harassment? Heh. They do exist. Interesting. You're that popular?"

(I fail at posting from the right journal, sorry. *sigh*)

[nocoldwaterplz]

Ranma let out a sigh. "If ya wanna put it that way, sure. I'd call it freakin' horrible luck, m'self."

[fantastic_rose]

"Why's that? Seriously, you don't want to be wanted?" She grinned a little.

[nocoldwaterplz]

Ranma laughed wearily. "Not by so many people, nah. Havin' 5 or 6 girls fightin' over me on top of a few guys? Yeah, 'sno good."

[thevandortboy]

Victor quirked an eyebrow. He'd never met anyone else who'd been engaged to more than one person at a time before. Maybe they could form a club! "Er... if you don't mind my asking, how did you end up with so many fiances?"

[nocoldwaterplz]

Ranma let out an annoyed sigh. "Mostly my pop... That guy gives me away like Imma disease or somethin'. Then there's just other ones that are too weird to even bother explainin'."

[ugly_old_hat]

Are you not a fan of cold showers, then?

[nocoldwaterplz]

Ranma shook his head. "Nah... Let's just say it causes my feminine side ta come out..."

[ugly_old_hat]

Oh! And that's not a good thing, then?

[nocoldwaterplz]

Ranma crossed his arms on his chest. "Well, it's more complicated than just bein' feminine... See, I'm cursed. When I get splashed with cold water, it turns me inta a girl. It aint that bad, 'cept it seems ta mess with my everyday life."