Application for Ranma Saotome (Ranma 1/2)
Ranma casually strolls into the sorting room, his hands in his pockets. He slumps down in a chair as he awaits the questioning to begin. "Alright, let's do this!... Hey, wait... There aint gonna be any cold water around here, is there?"
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Ranma scratched his head. "The hell? What kinda question is that? Any kind, I guess. As long as it's not made by Akane!"
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
"Eh, I'm not big on killing anything. I dunno who those guys are, either. But hey, if one of 'em wants to fight, I'm up for it!"
3. What time is it where you are?
"Night time. Why the hell does it matter?"
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order
of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus
Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
"I dunno who the hell any of those people are. But I'll tell ya what, sexual harassment is a pain in the ass! I should know, I go through it almost daily..."
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend,
in the dark.
"Saotome's Sake Hut... I'm not a huge drinker, though."
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or
George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
"Woah woah woah... You're askin' the wrong guy! My luck with marriages is so freakin' pathetic... I have more fiances than most people do fingers!"
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated
with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
"Wait... What was that about the thing now?"
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
"Psh, the Anything Goes Martial Arts style is my specialty. When it comes to a fight, I can beat about anyone! I'm sure of it!"
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you.
Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the
bribe.
Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't
really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly.
The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Ranma thinks for a second. "Well, I guess I could train ya in the Anything Goes Martial Arts style. And if ya need any help with something, I can probably get it taken care of. I dunno, you tell me what ya want."
I have read the hogwarts_hocus FAQ, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. Ranma Saotome
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one. Ranma Saotome
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. Ranma Saotome
One day, marmalade will rule the world. Ranma Saotome
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Ranma scratched his head. "The hell? What kinda question is that? Any kind, I guess. As long as it's not made by Akane!"
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
"Eh, I'm not big on killing anything. I dunno who those guys are, either. But hey, if one of 'em wants to fight, I'm up for it!"
3. What time is it where you are?
"Night time. Why the hell does it matter?"
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order
of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus
Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
"I dunno who the hell any of those people are. But I'll tell ya what, sexual harassment is a pain in the ass! I should know, I go through it almost daily..."
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend,
in the dark.
"Saotome's Sake Hut... I'm not a huge drinker, though."
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or
George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
"Woah woah woah... You're askin' the wrong guy! My luck with marriages is so freakin' pathetic... I have more fiances than most people do fingers!"
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated
with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
"Wait... What was that about the thing now?"
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
"Psh, the Anything Goes Martial Arts style is my specialty. When it comes to a fight, I can beat about anyone! I'm sure of it!"
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you.
Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the
bribe.
Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't
really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly.
The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Ranma thinks for a second. "Well, I guess I could train ya in the Anything Goes Martial Arts style. And if ya need any help with something, I can probably get it taken care of. I dunno, you tell me what ya want."
I have read the hogwarts_hocus FAQ, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. Ranma Saotome
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one. Ranma Saotome
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. Ranma Saotome
One day, marmalade will rule the world. Ranma Saotome