Tiny and passionate: Michael continues to seek deflowering
Michael's quest for first-time anal entry was not going well. Jayne had rebuffed him. Simon Tam had said no. Even that Jeeves guy had refused, and everyone knows that all butlers are gay! In fact, even the two gay guys had seemed uninterested, and that was just sad.
No one seemed to want to defile him anally!
However, there were a couple of positive developments: First, although Michael hadn't realized it until after his conversation with Ianto and Jack, he had at some point stopped speaking in questions! He didn't know it, but this was his Christmas present from Molly Weasley. One would think this development might have made him re-assess his gay situation, but...no, unfortunately not.
The second development was that Ianto and Jack had given him a lead on a new potential source of break-in buttsex! They had suggested a guy called Owen Harper, and Michael was determined to make this one work!
So, he wrote an owl to Owen:
Dear Mr. Harper,
You come highly recommended as a defiler of anuses anii anuses. In particular, your very tiny penis size and passion in applying it to the anal juncture were cited as reasons I should seek your help in breaking me into gay sex.
So, how about it? Your penis, my anus, and possibly Hooters afterwards?
Sincerely,
Michael Scott
Regional Manager, Dunder-Mifflin Scranton
Regional Manager, Dunder-Mifflin Hogsmeade
Slytherin House
No one seemed to want to defile him anally!
However, there were a couple of positive developments: First, although Michael hadn't realized it until after his conversation with Ianto and Jack, he had at some point stopped speaking in questions! He didn't know it, but this was his Christmas present from Molly Weasley. One would think this development might have made him re-assess his gay situation, but...no, unfortunately not.
The second development was that Ianto and Jack had given him a lead on a new potential source of break-in buttsex! They had suggested a guy called Owen Harper, and Michael was determined to make this one work!
So, he wrote an owl to Owen:
Dear Mr. Harper,
You come highly recommended as a defiler of anuses anii anuses. In particular, your very tiny penis size and passion in applying it to the anal juncture were cited as reasons I should seek your help in breaking me into gay sex.
So, how about it? Your penis, my anus, and possibly Hooters afterwards?
Sincerely,
Michael Scott
Regional Manager, Dunder-Mifflin Scranton
Regional Manager, Dunder-Mifflin Hogsmeade
Slytherin House