Ambassador Kosh Naranek, "Babylon 5"
A strange, imposing figure glides into the Sorting room and glances around incuriously. When it speaks, its voice is deep and sonorous, its words accompanied by a strange babble of fainter, incomprehensible voices.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Yes.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
It is not time for them to die.
3. What time is it where you are?
Now is the hour of Scampering.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Unnecessary.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Oblivion.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
These questions are trivial. Ask another.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
This is a mystery even the Vorlons do not understand.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
All beings have their uses, in one way or another.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you.
One moment of perfect beauty.
I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. K.
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. K.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers encounter suit in a bunch. K.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. Yes.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Yes.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
It is not time for them to die.
3. What time is it where you are?
Now is the hour of Scampering.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Unnecessary.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Oblivion.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
These questions are trivial. Ask another.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
This is a mystery even the Vorlons do not understand.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
All beings have their uses, in one way or another.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you.
One moment of perfect beauty.
I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. K.
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. K.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers encounter suit in a bunch. K.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. Yes.