Prompt Post 11 [CLOSED TO NEW PROMPTS]

[bettiebloodshed]

Welcome to the Hobbit Prompt Post!

POST CLOSED TO NEW PROMPTS. Second Fill-a-thon will start tomorrow, and run for two weeks!!

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Multiple fills are encouraged
Concrit is allowed, but kinkshaming,

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Let us save you as you saved us, Bilbo/multi dwarf

[natsuya_02]

Hobbits do not have sex until marriage, this is thought of because of how fertile hobbits, both male and female are, and while this is true the REAL reason is once a hobbit has had sex they must continue to have it at least once a day sometimes twice otherwise they become ill and if not buggered soon can die.

While on the quest Bilbo became sexually involved with one of the dwarves, this was alright as even when there was no privacy, due to dwarven nature they could still have sex near the company, sometimes even putting on a show for the others.

That is until the dwarves were imprisoned by the elves and Bilbo could no longer have sex with his dwarf. During this time Bilbo became sick. After the dwarves were all freed and in Lake town Bilbo and his dwarf set about trying to make Bilbo better.

PROBLEM

Bilbo needs to be buggered more times then his dwarf can give him

SOLUTION

Let the company members have a turn

RESULT

Bilbo ends up fine (and probably the company bicycle)

Re: Let us save you as you saved us, Bilbo/multi dwarf

[sra_danvers]

OMG Seconding with fury!

RuPaul's Drag Race AU

[anonymous]

Every season on RuPaul's drag race the queens have to turn "ordinary guys" into drag queens.

For this All Stars Season, Ru has a particulary tough challenge. Hairy, chubby dwarves with huge noses, ears and other huge things that make tucking difficult (or easy?)

Of course everyone wants to get paired up with Fíli, Kíli, Thorin etc, but in the end one of the older, hairier dwarfs turn out to be looking the fishiest. :)

Choose Me, Bilbo/?

[natsuya_02]

Due to a discussion about family genealogy it is discovered that male hobbits can carry children.

Que the unmarried dwarves competing against each other to show Bilbo who will be the best to father his child

Don't particularly mind who ends up with Bilbo, nor if any other pairins crop up

Re: Choose Me, Bilbo/?

[natsuya_02]

Yay! Seconded!

Re: Choose Me, Bilbo/?

[laidbacktionist]

Oooh, sounds interesting. Seconding this!

Fill, 1a/2

[natsuya_02]

The silence following Bilbo's words is so sudden and so complete that for a moment, he thinks he's gone deaf

Dwalin/Bilbo/Nori

[natsuya_02]

Anything involving this pairing

Re: Dwalin/Bilbo/Nori

[natsuya_02]

Seconded!

Re: Dwalin/Bilbo/Nori

[sra_danvers]

I would love to read that!

Re: Dwalin/Bilbo/Nori

[ilianyanight]

This is really late but RTYI: http://archiveofourown.org/works/1151332

"The sweet honey that sticks them together"

"It might look a bit odd from the outside, but Dwalin and Bilbo and Nori have a relationship that works for them, and they couldn't be happier.

Enjoy this one-shot of some established-relationship porn."

HP xover

[natsuya_02]

Would like a Wrong Boy Who Lived AU crossover where Harry ends up with the company on their quest.

Optional:

can be before or after the war with voldemort

male or female Harry

if Harry still has his powers

If Harry turns into a dwarf/hobbit or stays human

if Harry goes back to the other world after the quest

if any pairings

Re: HP xover

[natsuya_02]

Oh I think it'd be pretty interesting to see Harry turned into a dwarf... though he'd be an infant by their standards I think unless he lands in Middle-Earth way before the journey.