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Fem!Dwarves

[anonymous]

It turns out that the entire company is female. Or some of them. Or even one.

I don't care who, I just want to read a fic in which the female dwarves look exactly the same as the males.

Re: Fem!Dwarves

[anonymous]

Oh my god I need this in my life!
((Perhaps I'm going to fill it? I don't know, I guess I will.))

Re: Fem!Dwarves

[missingmyalbino]

Oh my god I need this in my life, right now!
(Perhaps I'm going to fill it, I don't know, guess I will. It's my calling.) The anon above this was me btw, internet has been bugging me

Re: Fem!Dwarves

[anonymous]

PLEASE PLEASE fill it.

OP!here.

fill: fem!fili/kili: hitched my apple wagon to your star (1/4)

[meretricula]

I'm not entirely sure this is what you had in mind, anon, but hopefully you'll like it anyway! I've been playing with "some of the dwarves are ladies" headcanon since my first viewing of the movie. :)

"Look after your sister," were the last words Dis said to Kili before he and Fili left their home in the mountains for the lowlands, traveling to join their uncle at his forge in one of the towns of Men. Fili was standing right next to him, which made their mother's admonition all the stranger: why would Dis tell Kili to take care of Fili, when she was so clearly the taller and stronger of the two of them? Fili was better than he was with a sword or an axe, could outwrestle him four falls out of five, and already had a beard and mustache long enough to braid while Kili was still checking in every reflective surface for a hint of stubble. It felt disrespectful even to think of protecting Fili, as though all the years Fili had spent protecting him -- from the taunts of other children, from the dangers of the wild, even from their own

Re: fill: fem!fili/kili: hitched my apple wagon to your star (2/4)

[meretricula]

"It's different for females among Men, my brothers say," she said when Kili finally could restrain his curiosity no longer. She kept her voice quiet, one eye on Nori where he lay snoring on the bed and the other watching Fili nod off in a chair by the fire, weary from too many nights spent guarding their campfire while Kili slept. Ori's hands were busy with her knitting, as they'd been since Kili and Fili first descended on her ramshackle home. Most of the goods Dori sold in the town were of her making. "It's too dangerous; they do not even respect their own womenfolk, let alone ours. They would hurt us if they knew what we are. I abide indoors, while we remain in the towns of Men."

"What, all the time?" Kili demanded, half-appalled and half-pitying, because even he could see that Ori was not troubled overmuch by her imprisonment. A bird in a cage at least knew its wings were clipped, he thought, but Ori would sit there happy with her knitting needles and never know what her brothers had taken from her in their fearful love. He

Re: fill: fem!fili/kili: hitched my apple wagon to your star (3/4)

[meretricula]

"And what does a Dwarf know of women?" laughed the Man whose foot still rested beneath Fili's heavy hobnailed boot. "She'll be willing if she knows what's best for her, won't you, sweetheart." He paired his leer with an upraised hand and the girl flinched away with a gasp, her unthinking step backwards placing her behind Fili

Re: fill: fem!fili/kili: hitched my apple wagon to your star (4/4)

[meretricula]

"Safe travels," Ori said politely. Most of her attention was still on the human woman, and as Kili maneuvered his way out the door he heard her very calmly offer several suggestions on how discourage the attentions of Men. A slingshot between the legs was one of them. Kili reflexively winced, and concluded that Ori's brothers must not have neglected her education quite as much as he had assumed

Re: fill: fem!fili/kili: hitched my apple wagon to your star (4/4)

[the_summoning_d]

Oh this is absolutely perfect <3 I can't even express how much I love fem!Fili being an absolute bamf, and the camaraderie between the siblings, and just- yes. Perfect.

Re: fill: fem!fili/kili: hitched my apple wagon to your star (4/4)

[meretricula]

thank you! :D I love me some kick-butt ladies, and once the thought of girl!Fili occurred to me, she just wouldn't let me go...

Re: fill: fem!fili/kili: hitched my apple wagon to your star (4/4)

[anonymous]

This is quite fabulously lovely :). I love all the dwarf-details, so thoughtful and adorable.

Re: fill: fem!fili/kili: hitched my apple wagon to your star (4/4)

[meretricula]

yay, I'm glad you liked it! :) I had a lot of fun thinking about the implications of lady-dwarves.

Re: fill: fem!fili/kili: hitched my apple wagon to your star (4/4)

[anonymous]

AAAAAEEEEEEEEGGHHGHHH

this

this

oh man THIS

was awesome

and touching

and fem!fili not having her beard/mustache gone is A++++

anyway the point is that was perfect

Re: fill: fem!fili/kili: hitched my apple wagon to your star (4/4)

[meretricula]

:D :D :D

thank you! bearded fem!fili for liiiiiiiife.

Re: fill: fem!fili/kili: hitched my apple wagon to your star (4/4)

[dead_alichino]

OP! here.

Fucking amazing. I just loved how you touched upon how dwarves treat their females a lot better then humans did, and how this impacted the plot. And I enjoyed reading a genderbent!character that is totally bad-ass and not just feminized for sex appeal.

Fem! Ori was pretty cool too, and I enjoyed reading about how she told the human chick to hit a man with a slingshot between the legs.

Headcaaannnon.

Re: fill: fem!fili/kili: hitched my apple wagon to your star (4/4)

[meretricula]

ahhhh I'm so glad you liked it! especially Ori, I was worried that it wouldn't come across that Kili was wrong about her. there are lots of different ways for ladies to be badass ;)

thank you so much for an awesome prompt!