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Prompt Post 2 (Closed to new prompts)

Dec 24, 2012 23:38

Prompt post 2
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Steampunk AU/crossover anonymous December 25 2012, 00:42:46 UTC

Lets get some steam punk up in this place. Either the company gets dumped into a steampunk world (If someone did Girl Genius I will just love and marry you forever) or just our awesome tale retold steampunk style. Let me have some dwarven mechanics!

Re: Steampunk AU/crossover anonymous December 26 2012, 03:38:41 UTC

YES! Girl Genius for the win!
I wonder how the dwarves would react to the Jaggermonsters?

Fili/Bofur/Kili and then maybe Bofur/Bilbo or just gen Bofur/Bilbo comfort anonymous December 25 2012, 00:47:35 UTC

For years Bofur has admired Fili and Kili from afar never acting on his feelings towards the pair. He knows they are together and doesn't want to upset their established relationship with the trivial feelings of an old dwarf. Maybe he finally finds the courage to admit his desires and they graciously accept him into their hearts/bed.

The Battle of Five Armies leaves Bofur dazed by the loss of the two he had previously worried he would be leaving behind. Bofur doesn't feel at home in Erebor anymore and cannot deal with the grief of his loss. Que a trip to the Shire where he seeks Bilbo's good company. Eventually he builds a new life with Bilbo. Can be just friendship or more between them.

Re: Fili/Bofur/Kili and then maybe Bofur/Bilbo or just gen Bofur/Bilbo comfort anonymous December 25 2012, 17:22:55 UTC

Why are all the Bofur prompts so damn sad?

Re: Fili/Bofur/Kili and then maybe Bofur/Bilbo or just gen Bofur/Bilbo comfort anonymous December 26 2012, 16:43:19 UTC

Re: Fili/Bofur/Kili and then maybe Bofur/Bilbo or just gen Bofur/Bilbo comfort anonymous December 29 2012, 20:31:08 UTC

Oh man, if this gets filled I'm sure to cry.

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Bofur/Kili anonymous December 25 2012, 00:55:46 UTC

Spoilers for book!

Parting Words - Bofur/Kili, Bofur holds Kíli as he lies dying. They exchange their final words, and Bofur comforts Kíli who is scared of dying. Genre and rating is all up to you. Make it as sad as you wish.

Re: Bofur/Kili hotdwarflovin December 25 2012, 01:50:01 UTC

oh my god
good god
this sounds heartbreaking.

Mini-Fill anonymous December 25 2012, 11:37:25 UTC

More gen than any pairing but I hope you like it. My first time writing in this fandom... "Does it hurt?" Kili asks in a small voice ( ... )

Re: Mini-Fill hotdwarflovin December 25 2012, 12:01:15 UTC

OH GOD fuck you
*tears*
D':
This... this has to be in the movie. Cause uh. It's my headcanon now.

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Band AU aboardamoose December 25 2012, 00:58:04 UTC

Because they all play instruments, aNd all have rather a... Rocky image about them. F
Gandalf could be their manager.

Marching band AU? aboardamoose December 26 2012, 19:48:35 UTC

sorry but my first thought upon reading this was "they're all in marching band at Arda High"

drum major Thorin yes or yes

Re: Marching band AU? th0rin December 27 2012, 15:05:13 UTC

you genius little devil

Re: Marching band AU? aboardamoose December 30 2012, 19:28:06 UTC

And the elves should be cheerleaders XD

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Any Dwarf/Anyone anonymous December 25 2012, 01:21:54 UTC

Dwarves have piercings in interesting places.

Re: Any Dwarf/Anyone anonymous December 26 2012, 18:57:26 UTC

Oh, you KNOW Dwalin does. I would bet actual money (and I don't have any!) that his nipples are pierced

Fill: Dwalin/Ori kind of cockslut ori? sorry? bofurrific January 10 2013, 23:10:49 UTC

Ori made a quiet sound in the back of his throat, almost a moan, as he drew away the laces holding back Dwalin's straining erection, revealing it to the warm air of the room Beorn had gifted them ( ... )

Re: Fill: Dwalin/Ori kind of cockslut ori? sorry? anonymous January 11 2013, 16:20:36 UTC

ugh YES

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