My plan nears fruitation...

[hisbumpyness]

Tegan took the brown acid and was infected...

Then Evelyn had some of the toffee.

And Tegan passed it onto Fitz when she shagged him.

It's only a matter of time before the Doctor's biodata is effected, cutting off his link with the TARDIS.

I should have thought to use a STD-like virus sooner!

Comments

[davros]

I am over joyed that you finally got to The Doctor(s). I am sooo proud of you. *has a dalek bring you cookies*

[hisbumpyness]

We've only got his companions. But we do have three of them so far. And the way they've been snogging, it's only a matter of time...

*scoffingly sarcastic*

[tegan_lj]

You are all bastards, you know that?

Besides...it won't get passed on to the Doctor. I'm only shagging Fitz and am moving out on Five. And the rest of the Doctors...well...they aren't interested. Now...maybe if you had infected yourself then you might have gotten Beigey, hmm?

[fitzkreiner]

Did so not shag Tegan. Well, not that time anyway. I've moved on.

[hisbumpyness]

Are you quite sure? She seems convinced that you did.

Re:

[fitzkreiner]

She's mental.

[tegan_lj]

Thanks.

Did you or did you not agree to shag and come over that night?

Hmm. Or was that Omega.

Now, I forget.

How's the songwriting coming along.

[ljofrassilon]

There's definately a fruit involved, but I think the word you're looking for is "fruition". Happy to be of service!