Disposing of the bodies (for values of 'bodies' approaching 'spiky evergreen shrubs')

[hirez]

There's a Pyracantha at the end of the garden next to the low bit of wall where Scrotes, were they so inclined, could usefully hurdle into my patch and pilfer the shed at their leisure

Comments

[athenais]

Yes! Fire! Lovely, lovely FIRE!

[cybermule]

Fire. Yup. No bad there. I have things to add to it, should you need them.

[nemesis_to_go]

I have some of that, cunningly grown at the points where prospective burglars would have to push past it/climb over it/struggle through it to get to the house. I even guerilla planted some in the next-door garden when the house was empty. I'm trying to get some cuttings to take at present, but they don't wanna root...

[nemesis_to_go]

By the way....welding gauntlets are the only gloves I've ever found that can handle it.

[nisaba]

Yes.