Potentially free from political bias. Or not.

[hirez]

Quatermass and the Pit plot appears to be substantially true. Nation to commence hopping, genocide, attaching HT to tower cranes.

Stroke-like lesions in the brains of migraine sufferers you say? Good heavens. The very idea. Etc. LSD made available for those affected? More chance of growing one.

Comments

[valkyriekaren]

I'm not convinced. I mean, the chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one...

[hirez]

[FX: Sad trombone]

[valkyriekaren]

I was hoping for at least a golf clap or a tumbleweed!

[ivory_goddess]

How about a groan and a *headesk*?

[badnewswade]

Doesn't this mean that everyone on Earth is are an IMIGRUNTZ? MigrationWatch shall hear of this!