Evening traffic report with Neasden Postlethwaite.

[hirez]

Dear snot-coloured Peugeot-pilot.

As it happens, that bit of road is wide enough for two vehicles + parked cars. The damage to my wing-mirror will cost twenty notes to fix if I go for SAAB parts, or a fiver for pattern bits off Ebay. Judging by the amount of colour-matched plastic shards on the road, I suspect fixing your shitbox will cost

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[cookwitch]

I, too, have a lot of damsons. Now nestled into the freezer until I work out what to do with them.

My grandad's home made blackberry wine taught me to swim! It stripped me of all fear - and a fair bit of feeling in my legs.

[badnewswade]

I think dghaem got caught in the same jam!

[jendama]

[drpete]

We drove 540-odd miles this weekend. The number of caravans was amazing. The few pulled by fuck-off 4x4s doing 80 and fishtailing in the wind was even more breathtaking. Remind me - why did they get rid of the 50 limit for caravans?

[alien8]

a poorly implemented darwin solution, sadly the collateral damage can be too high :(

typical gov eh?

(wtf, thought it was still 50 really, I guess that's similar to the '80 is really 70' motorway rule being applied.)

[hirez]

Comedy value.

[valkyriekaren]

Have you had home-made before, John? Because I don't like to give it to those as hasn't;

That's right up there with 'never go anywhere for the first time' for homespun wisdom/nonsense.