I need to come up with a new set of smartarse post titles

[hirez]

Bother. I had some idea or other for a poll that would utterly confuse more or less everyone. I had the entire thing gurgling away in my head while I steamed to work this AM, but then I realised that I couldn't feel my toes and that was the end of that bright idea

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[moral_vacuum]

cleats

You can't say things like that on the BBC....

[quercus]

spod comedy?

spud comedy?

[hirez]

Oh FFS.

[FX: Rimshot]

[jendama]

[tails_redux]

Fancy catching up this weekend?

I'm doing breakfasts at Kebele Saturday ...

[steer]

Hah... "Edward pedal feet, the tragic story of a young man with..."