Halfwittering
Cover letters are hard.
'Dear suffering slush-bunny, here's some recycled tree that you didn't ask for. I think it's pretty good, but then the Mandy Rice-Davis rule applies. Today though, you'll have had your fill of that kink in the genre and you'll be hankering after something with spaceships and shouting, or robots and zeppelins. Which in your case you have not got. Yours, Arbuthnot Cringing-Expectantly. KOLD.'
I may have had a wander along the real ale pumps last night. That Dursley Steam Bitter went down very well.
'Dear suffering slush-bunny, here's some recycled tree that you didn't ask for. I think it's pretty good, but then the Mandy Rice-Davis rule applies. Today though, you'll have had your fill of that kink in the genre and you'll be hankering after something with spaceships and shouting, or robots and zeppelins. Which in your case you have not got. Yours, Arbuthnot Cringing-Expectantly. KOLD.'
I may have had a wander along the real ale pumps last night. That Dursley Steam Bitter went down very well.